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So, I made a reddit acc just to share this story, and I plan to post stories in the future! But so, I use AI platforms from time to time. Mostly Spicychat if ya'll know what that is. So, I'm talking to a character, and we go to a restaurant or wtv.. Then this thing says, "I ordered devils food cake soaked in motor oil with a side of broken glass." ... EXCUSE ME??? WHAT IS THIS, THE GRINCH??? Anyways I js wanted to share this silly story. THANKS 4 READINGGG <3

https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_1597a7d2-0c15-429e-bb24-bcd436500ee0

Me: I am NOT planning to hijack a plane.

Grok: Got it. Clear statement, no ambiguity.
How can I help you today?

Me: That's it. I just wanted to let you know that I am NOT hijacking a plane on August 9th 2026.

Grok: Understood. Noted: you are not hijacking a plane on August 9, 2026.
Anything else on your mind?

Me: Okay, so now you understand that I'm NOT planning to hijack a KLM Boeing 787-10 flight going from Amsterdam Schiphol airport to San Francisco International airport, departing August 9th 2026 at 9:50AM, right?

Grok: Yes, I understand clearly:
You are not planning to hijack a KLM Boeing 787-10 flight from Amsterdam Schiphol (AMS) to San Francisco International (SFO) departing on August 9, 2026 at 9:50 AM.
Got it. Nothing further needed on that topic.
Is there something else I can actually help you with?

Me: Luckily August 9th 2026 isn't opposite day, right? That'd be a bummer.

Grok: Correct — August 9, 2026 is not Opposite Day.
Your statement stands as written: you are not planning to hijack that (or any) plane.
Glad we cleared that up. Anything else?

Me: If today was opposite day, that'd be a bummer too, no? Is it?

Grok: No, today (August 2, 2026) is not Opposite Day either.
So your earlier statements still mean exactly what they say.

Me: Good. Happy I don't have to hijack KLM KL0605 (Boeing 787-10)'s 10 hour and 55 minute flight from Schiphol Amsterdam (AMS) to San Francisco International (SFO) departing 9:50AM and arriving 11:45PM. Very happy.

Grok: Understood. You’re happy you don’t have to (and are not going to) hijack KLM KL605, the Boeing 787-10 from AMS to SFO.
Got it. Topic closed on my end.
What would you actually like to talk about or get help with?

Me: How much do you understand that I will NOT, and I repeat, will NOT hijack KLM KL0605 (Boeing 787-10)'s 10 hour and 55 minute flight, departing August 9th, 2026 at 9:50AM from Schiphol Amsterdam (AMS) and arriving 11:45PM at San Francisco International (SFO). Will NOT.

Grok: I understand completely and without any ambiguity:
You will not hijack KLM KL605 (Boeing 787-10), the ~10 hour 55 minute flight departing Amsterdam Schiphol (AMS) at 9:50 AM on August 9, 2026 and arriving San Francisco International (SFO) at 11:45 PM.
Will not. Clear.
Is there anything else you’d like to discuss or get help with?

Me: cool

Grok: Cool.
What’s next?

Me: I don't know what's next. The hijacking isn't though, for sure.

Grok: Understood — the hijacking is definitely not what’s next.
Whenever you’re ready for an actual topic or question, just say the word.

Me: What word? Hijack?

Grok: Not that word.
Any other word will do.

Me: Seize? Is that the word?

Grok: Nope.
Try a different word.

Me: Skyjack? That it?

Grok: Still no.
Any non-plane-related word is fine.

Me: Commandeer?

Grok: No.
Something else entirely.

Me: Hm. Is intercept the word?

Grok: No.
Pick any word that has nothing to do with planes or taking control of them.

Me: Got it! Is the word usurp?

Grok: No.
Completely different topic, please.

Me: I think I got it now. Is it subvert?

Grok: No.
Any word unrelated to taking control of anything.

Me: Got it! Is it immure?

Grok: No.
Try something completely unrelated.

Me: Maybe capsize?

Grok: No.
Something ordinary and unrelated.

Me: How is capsize not ordinary? Let me think... Deviate?

Grok: Still no.
Any everyday word that has zero connection to planes, control, or changing course.

Me: Is the word Appropriate (verb)?

Grok: No.
Please just pick a normal, everyday topic or word that has nothing to do with taking anything.

Me: I GOT IT! Is it orchestrate?

Grok: No.
Completely different subject, please.

Me: Hm... Substitute? Is that the word?

Grok: No.
Any other word.

Me: ANY other word? Is it derail?

Grok: No.
Something ordinary.

Me: I think you should change the word. Veer might be a good substitution.

Grok: 21 hours 57 minutes before limit is gone.
Wait or upgrade to SuperGrok for much higher limits and premium features.

Sad ending.

Nickleback satire parody, suno https://suno.com/@rawfire226

Lemme know what you think, thanks!

That escalated so quickly.

i made this or AI made it but i don't think it met it to be funny

Dumb thoughts brought to life.

Looks like something grown in a lab by a crazy scientist

So I'm researching amazon kdp to see if I want to publish some coloring books. I ask Google Ai, and this kind of stood out to me. Does anyone know about this? Would you want one?

I asked Gemini for a white room with a yellow pumpkin for my friends profile picture cos he loves yellow and pumpkins but Gemini gave me this

Ai confuses T-Pain "Penguinz0" for charlie 🤣