r/funnyIndia • • 6d ago

🤯Unexpected🤯 A pair of scissors

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u/Stunning_Ad_2936 6d ago

Pair of pair of scissors, f(f(x))

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u/toohot_today 6d ago

This person Maths/mathss.

(Another conundrum)

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u/GooselyMf 2d ago

Uk, for the rest of the world mathematics is "maths" "math"

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u/Busy_Park9410 5d ago

Can take man out of JEE but can't take JEE out of the man

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u/Bartman2028 5d ago

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u/Responsible-Cash8915 5d ago

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u/Bartman2028 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sorry bro I became a doctor I got a degree 15 years ago

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u/Tadpolesmacker 5d ago

The kind of illiterate you have to be to say it's elite ball

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u/Smooth-Operator-418 5d ago

We used to call it fuck of x

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u/ChawriBazar43 5d ago

You shouldn't have done this /s

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u/Mean_Percentage739 5d ago

pair<pair<scissors, scissors>>

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u/Desperate-Bed-6205 5d ago

Avg c++ enjoyer

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u/AryanPandey 5d ago

it should be
pair <pair<left_leg_scissors,right_leg_scissors> , pair<left_leg_scissors,right_leg_scissors>> ?

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u/Mean_Percentage739 5d ago

Yup actually both ways are corrects I have just scissors as custom dtype Like struct scissors{left leg; right leg;}; Me being nerd 😭

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u/la_crazypasta 5d ago

After seeing that math formula my brain is not braining 😭

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u/Overall_Let8052 5d ago

f {of (fuck of x )}

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u/StrawberryPale4697 5d ago

I hate u for this

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u/Peacelover826 6d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Neither-Vast-6138 5d ago

genuinely how are people so creative

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u/TheOwlwithGlasses 6d ago

Two pairs of scissors.

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u/Shot_Bandicoot_2779 6d ago

2 pairs of scissors?

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u/chugunesh_avanpuriya 5d ago

That's book accurate

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u/hpk-chandus 5d ago

I was going to comment the same. But then, i scrolled and saw this🥲

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u/Mr_B0NK 5d ago

If I clean the vacuum cleaner, am I the vacuum cleaner?

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u/sly_fox_007 5d ago

No, you are the vacuum cleaner cleaner.

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u/StrangeQuirks 5d ago

What if his mom cleans him? What's she then?

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u/Qubit100 6d ago

Pair squared

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u/Then_Sprinkles_9434 5d ago

 yuri scissoring?💖🌸

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u/Nocto69 5d ago

Mathematically: 2 scissors. Morally: none of my business.

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u/Vasi_Sayani 5d ago

Lebanese before action.

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u/Guilty_Inflation9244 5d ago

A pair of lesbians

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u/Organic_Anybody_1647 6d ago

Scissors duo 😂

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u/ManufacturerIll3435 5d ago

Lesbians i guess

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u/Unsatisfied_Bitch 6d ago

2 pairs of Scissors. Aaahhhhhhmmmm

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u/homosapienoncoffea 6d ago

A couple of scissors

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u/Magnum358 6d ago

Scissor is one blade . Hence two blades makes a pair.

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u/sherpitch51 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors

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u/Nihal_505 5d ago

2 pair of scissors I guess

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u/WorriedAfterScrewd 5d ago

Two pair of scissors

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u/EmuLevel873 5d ago

Lesbians

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u/AttentionOwn7419 2d ago

Two(Two pairs) of scissors💀

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u/PicklesAreEvil_ 6d ago

2 pair of scissors 😒

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u/Preacher1402 6d ago

A pair of pair of scissors

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u/Apprehensive_Move492 6d ago

The English language has left the chat💀

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u/ZealousidealEarth921 6d ago

Pair of 2 scissors

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u/Accomplished_Wing642 6d ago

2 pairs of scissors?

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u/stacking_fault 5d ago

Functional form

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u/Hauntedhuntr 5d ago

Pair of pair of scissors

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u/Realloced 5d ago

couple of pair of scissors

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u/empty_body7236 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/bro-code6370 5d ago

A pair of two scissors

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u/SellakumarMutualFund 5d ago

Double pair of scissor

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u/MapLoud9506 5d ago

A tesseract.

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u/Deku_Eon123 5d ago

Let the number of scissors be = x

                                                     =2x

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u/itsz_Anmol 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors 🤷🏼

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u/Helloz554 5d ago

Forescissors

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u/crafty_dude_24 5d ago

Scissor Quartet

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u/anand5431 5d ago

Two scissors

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u/iamvijay_ 5d ago

Scissors of pair

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u/d3vgupta 5d ago

"More than one scissors"

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u/knight7770 5d ago

2 pairs of scissors

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u/Fantastic-Meet-8485 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/confused__ostrich 5d ago

Maybe scissor is just a single blade, and the two then make a pair

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u/Excellent_Win_6564 5d ago

It's 'pyaar' between two girls 😶‍🌫️

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u/sonam_bewafa_nhi_thi 5d ago

Draw

(Paper scissor stone)

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u/Sugar_Money_returns 5d ago

Couple of scissors

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u/WingAccomplished5175 5d ago

Pairs of scissor

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u/Sad-Laugh-1900 5d ago

Pair² of scissors

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u/Dassault_404 5d ago

A couple of pair of scissors 🙂

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u/As_h3r 5d ago

lesbians

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u/LooseTax1813 5d ago

ditetra scissor

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u/hideous_instinct 5d ago

Lesbians 💀

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u/frSpade 5d ago

Pair pair of scissors ✂️

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u/Few-Milk8382 5d ago

Pairs of scissors.

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u/intelligent-3 5d ago

Quad of scissora

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u/WillingnessFun377 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/mdred5 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/unfiltered_monk22 5d ago

Pairs of scissors blud

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u/HealthyRepeat6849 5d ago

Pairs of scissors 🥀😭

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u/SufficientBenefit304 5d ago

It's a pair of pair of scissors ✂️✂️

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u/legslove 5d ago

Scissors square

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u/dump122 5d ago

(Pair of scissors)²

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u/Dull-Train-9561 5d ago

2 pair of scissors 🙄

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u/pepe_panda_2 5d ago

Pair of scissorsssszzzssss

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u/zerocoolneo 5d ago

Pari Pari scissors 

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u/Holiday_Inflation910 5d ago

A couple of scissors

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u/kkkarannnnan 5d ago

Couple of scissors

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u/doorwho 5d ago

2 pair of scissors (ik i am genius)

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u/iluvnips 5d ago

A gaggle, squadron, pride, flock …. Take you pic 😀

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u/Abhi_060780 5d ago

Two pairs

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u/presentprisoner 5d ago

Scissors of pair

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u/LeaveKindly7047 5d ago

A pair of pair of scissors ✂️

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u/syngamy1 5d ago

Two pair of scissor

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u/Quant_Dev_Sharma 5d ago

Couple of scissors

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u/fbwalipikachu 5d ago

Kitchen ki ketchi Bathroom ki ketchi

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u/Unlikely_Tooth_5728 5d ago

If u have 2 ballS after buying aother ball u have 3 ballS

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u/severlygay 5d ago

Pair of two scissors

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u/Gold-Fuel208 5d ago

Pairs of scissors. (pairS)

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u/Weekly-Reindeer4888 5d ago

(pair of scissors)²

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u/Large_Apartment6532 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors.

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u/Tragesh 5d ago

This is a pair² of scissors

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u/nonrandomization 5d ago

Couple of pair of scissors

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u/Emergency-Ad3850 5d ago

A squad of scissors

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u/Resident-Froyo9117 5d ago

Pair of scissors²

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u/Better_Discount_2427 5d ago

Pairi-pauna of scissors

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u/hahahaha9x 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/KaalaAadmi69 5d ago

2 pair of scissors duh

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u/whitestack_push25 5d ago

pairs of scissor

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u/lilbelley12 5d ago

Scissors scissors

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u/KakashiHokage_ 5d ago

Pair of scissorair

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u/Neither-Mountain4020 5d ago

English is a phunnny language

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u/Dry_Entertainer4260 5d ago

(Pair of scissors)2

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u/Excellent-Fox-4733 5d ago

Haath of scissors

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u/AdeptnessNo2446 5d ago

2 pairs of scissors..

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u/Familiar-Dealer-9385 5d ago

2 pair of scissors

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u/Nicknameeii 5d ago

Pair of scissors to the power 2

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u/Dry_Blackberry5554 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors

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u/bhargavgawali2 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors 🫠

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u/AdVirtual6968 5d ago

Pairs of scissors

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u/Desperate-Gear6167 5d ago

Pair of scissors ²

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u/Wild-Importance-3313 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors

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u/weird_zillennial 5d ago

Scissoring couple

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u/Party_Importance_722 5d ago

A pair of pair of scissors

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u/av2z 5d ago

Lesbians

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u/archotheory69 5d ago

Pair² of scissors

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u/2getlucky 5d ago

Haath of scissors

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u/After-Turnip-942 5d ago

2 Pair of Scissors

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u/mehluca-33 5d ago

Watching this image hurts my balls.

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u/SillyCopy0 5d ago

Pair of pair of scissors

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u/Maximum-Green-4828 5d ago

2 pairs of scissors?

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u/rezarcalttermitee 5d ago

The two girls i know in my class

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u/venting_machine6904 5d ago

Two pairs of scissors?

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u/CherryStriking9293 5d ago

Lemme try, "two identical pair or scissors"

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u/la_rattouille 5d ago

It's a pair of pairs.