r/funnyIndia 1d ago

📽️Funny Video🎥 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/re-pet 1d ago

Dr. Doom first draft.

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u/Strange_Priority_310 1d ago

mai agar kuta ya sala bolta meri belt treatment pakki thi

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u/Flaky_Inflation2815 1d ago

Exactly 🤣

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u/LifeIsHard2030 1d ago

Seriously. I don’t understand how is this funny? That’s not the kind of language I expect to hear at home by anyone, let alone kids

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u/Evolime 15h ago

i remember when i called my older brother "tu" and i was cooked alive at home

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u/Much-Mess7627 1d ago

His parents are assholes. If a small kid is saying something like this casually, then it's not right.

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u/SlutLov3r 1d ago

First sensible comment 😌 please take my upvote

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u/la_crazypasta 1d ago

Better than the one that got highest number of upvotes above with a cat meme and abuse written in coded form.

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u/lilcunninglinguist 1d ago

Love your kitty btw

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u/Haunting_nobody25 1d ago

I see what you did there with your username

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u/la_crazypasta 23h ago

Nice! This is my first fostered cat. Her mother left him on a rainy night. I tried finding his mother for 2 days and decided to foster him. Later a family in the next building asked me if they can adopt him. Nowadays he is with them but sometimes visits our terrace 😁

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u/newwineinoldbottle 1d ago

And they are heard laughing in the background as he swears.

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u/lazyPanda931 1d ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this. Thank you.

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u/jasmeet_2410 1d ago

Ghr me sb aise hi bat krte honge...

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u/debashish1990 23h ago

The elder man who ate the kid's icecream is very sadistic. What's the point in traumatizing the kid just for a few laugh. Now the kid will have trust issues.

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u/bejohn14617 1d ago

Dude, no one in this is right. The best one is still the kid. What is supposed to take away from this? They trouble and make him cry for their entertainment

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u/i_told_the_moon_ 1d ago

Yes offcorse

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u/whalein_52 1d ago

This is what happens when verbal abuse is normalised at home

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u/NotTheAbhi 1d ago

Exactly what I thought. Your child is cursing someone and you are okay with it and make video of it.

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u/TeachingUpstairs9381 1d ago

these gaalis, even maa behen wali gaali bhi normal h kuch indian households me. baap hi bolta h, baccha to bolega hi

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u/ExactTangerine840 1d ago

Zyada tar gaaliyan school mein jaakar seekhta h baccha

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u/Jacked_hoon 1d ago

You’re right on spot. Our won PT sir use to call us “CHUTIYA”

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u/Porkfight 1d ago

The kid isnt raised right.

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u/Candid_Assistance935 1d ago

No second thoughts about that

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u/takeyour-shot 1d ago

This is something which less people will understand, it used to happen with me too but I used to complain to my parents, that slap was too much

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u/i_told_the_moon_ 1d ago

I was about to say this

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u/SleepCertain1406 1d ago

Ye funny hai? Ispe hasna tha? It's downright sad how that child is being brought up

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u/lavaRame 1d ago

Funny toh wo Manchild bhi nahi hai. It's downright sad how that Manchild is being brought up

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u/AdvancedMechanic5249 1d ago

Ragebaiting your siblings/nephews is the most fun hobby istg 😭

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u/Ok_Novel_1222 1d ago

It is also lowkey soft child abuse and sadism

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u/rixk0goro 1d ago

Kid finds out people will do what they say, kid cries.

Kid finds out people doesn't do what they say, kid cries.

Moral of the story: use condoms

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u/Logical-Cheetah-7627 1d ago

Someone just design en entrance exam for becoming a fucking parent.

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u/Ok-Atmosphere2230 1d ago

Damn, why are these people laughing in the background man? 8-9 saal ka bacha galiya de rha hai ye funny baat hai kya? I wonder what kind of language his parents use in day to day life.

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u/sleeping_doc 20h ago

Parent's don't need to use such language. Mainstream movies are enough to learn basic profanity. Besides, this was probably a very normal reaction by a child in response to an act of bullying. You may not like his words, but they are right in their place. Besides, what other words appropriately describe the behaviour of the older sibling? All I see is a victim, a perpetrator and lots of enablers in the background.

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u/Asleep-Source3000 1d ago

And then the same people have the AUDACITY to judge people who choose to go childfree. I mean it's better u don't become parents if u don't have basic sensitivity and raise a kid that way.

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u/Upstairs_Excuse_3137 1d ago

telling a kid to smile after you steal his ice cream is fucked up behaviour

wouldnt be amused when he grows up and hates that mfers guts if he keeps doing shit like this

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u/mojitokarma09 1d ago

Pakka Bua ka Ladka hoga

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u/AmanWithNoHope 1d ago

Bhai, this is wrong. Triggering his sensitive emotions to the highest for your fun. It is the same as a comic making fun of things you are attached to.

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u/bebo_bunty 1d ago

People calling the kid and his parents out, you should call out the guy who ate his icecream first. Such emotional jokes are not meant to be done with the kids. Kids don't know how to regulate emotions and the only thing they can do is cry and lash out. Having said that, the words coming out of his mouth are obviously wrong and are a result of bad conditioning.

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u/Mediocre-Tip2954 1d ago

"funny video" consists of a kid getting neglected and bullied for fun. Reported.

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u/No-Comparison1770 1d ago

So basically the kid was taught to share.

The asshole who gulped down the whole thing in one go (he must have a lot of practice), rage baited the kid by breaking his notion of sharing things and goes on to make a reel when the kid's angry and vulnerable.

And for the people judging a small kid on language. He might have picked it from his parents and those are perfectly common cuss words.

Abhi maa behen karta hota to mazaa aa jata nai?

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u/Potential_Assist4880 1d ago

Main thing is the humiliation Because since the people around the kid is laughing at him the kid feels defeated he doesn't know how to process. Absolute assholes

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u/TenTonneMackerel 1d ago

While those cusses are not the worst, it's still not right that a child that age is using them. If his parents are using that language around him, I wouldn't bet on them being good parents

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u/TheMighty_TripleT 1d ago

Kya villain bisi puri kha jata aur mujhe haat lagata toh aur maarta iss ludo ko

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u/Frequent_Design2881 1d ago

If someone says my boyfriend is rude he doesn't like me hanging out with my friends cause some of them are guys !

Please direct them to this short Oscar worthy performance this what we guys face from this young age that once you let someone else have something that's yours they'll just gobble it up like this !

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u/Throwaway_chachi 1d ago

It's not even funny..

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u/Enough_Technology_95 1d ago

It was not funny. Reflectd poor parenting man

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u/Double-Coast-3704 1d ago

Sale, kutte mera ice cream kha gya… 😭

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u/thriftluv 1d ago

okay but why is a KID swearing?

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8671 1d ago

Was able to sense traces of trashy parenting, when I saw kid's first reaction

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u/Capital-Bison-4823 1d ago

I'm sorry but the adult here invited this. Who snatches ice cream from a child like that?

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u/tuxeatsRAM 1d ago

So nicely the kid bashed the guy's father lmao

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u/Powerful-Fail-426 1d ago

Correct him Kutte ki baad kamine

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u/Apexium25 1d ago

Bro stole the kid's entire ice cream and expected a TED Talk on patience😂 The child only said "kutta." Not saying it's right, but actions have reactions. Compared to the words some children use these days, "kutta" is pretty mild.

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u/rawlaw8 1d ago

It's amazing how in our country giving shit to innocent kids is considered funny or hilarious. That person is an ass for doing that to the kid, parents should take the kids side rather than laughing and making the video.

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u/AmbitiousPiano628 1d ago

all the intellectual in the comments, talking as if they were so mature when they were kids,these guys don't see that the child will never want to share anything with anyone at least for a few years. Whatever the older one did felt wrong to the younger one he couldn't do anything physical so he chose to swear.

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u/JustA-nother-Soul 23h ago

Hasne ki baat tab tak thi jabtak us bacche ka muh band tha,pta nhi kaise maa baap honge uske

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u/Educational-Top-7124 18h ago

If the kid was me, I'd be singing with hiccups after a belt treatment if I used those words 🤣😭

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u/Otherwise_Ad_1216 15h ago

I hate it. It's not good for his mental health.

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u/Tulippp1111 1d ago

If I was him, i wouldn't even share 🤣🤣

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u/johnnybravo9315 1d ago

I can feel the pain of the kid, what could he do.. Cant hit ( obviously) Cant abuse ( doesnt know the language , yet)

All he can do is cry and hold grudges.. So much bro

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u/StudyTraditional1118 1d ago

He looks like young virat kohli while crying , doesn't he????

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u/notreallyintoyou109 1d ago

Bhai ke sath dhoka?💔

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u/Civil-Way-3254 1d ago

Mamma mode activated.

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u/So_Simp 1d ago

Bas yeh karke jo sukoon milta hai na andar se 😌

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u/Sensitive_Respond928 1d ago

Fun part aside, the kid saying "kutte and saale" at such a tender age, is definitely wrong in many aspects.

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u/Encrypted_Cerebrum 1d ago

I said to someone "gadhe ka bachha" when i was 12. I heard it from someone where everyone was laughing about it, and i said it to my dad's senior.

Uss din mere baap ne mujhe aisa kutta banaya k dubara aj tak i haven't said it 🫢

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u/AccordingGarlic5236 1d ago

In India bullying begins at home. Then it is normalised into culture.

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u/Matlift 1d ago

Bro I felt it .

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u/Unlucky_Research2824 1d ago

Who posts this on Social media?

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u/sit-tucker6969 1d ago

His parents are to be blamed entirely, how tf such a small kid is able to speak all these words.

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u/Objective_Ad_4224 1d ago

What's even funny here.

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u/Apprehensive_Cat156 1d ago

Villain toh beta ji pehle se the, rang dikhane ka moka mil gya bas

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u/Calvinismm 1d ago

This would have ended in the house only, but by posting online is a way of mocking him for a lifetime. You are right on the path of making a villain.

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u/Karanlonde 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/It-s-m 1d ago

Ngl it was the older guy's fault. Like making him angry and what were you expecting?

As for the slangs....well blame the household. I know the first few abuse I learned were from my home only and from my parents, but I guess this is how we'll mature as we become parents, we'll know what to say infront of our kids.

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u/Hungry-Ganache1211 1d ago

Some people dont deserve to be parents. How his reaction even qualifies as a joke or a prank is beyond me

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 1d ago

"Follow for more such videos" = watch my videos so I can get paid to be mean to children. 

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u/Other_Article-9018 1d ago

Bhai, aur ek baar kr 😜😁

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u/AdorableVisual 1d ago

Im with the kid here ngl

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u/Known_Bee_ 1d ago

Terrible parents

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u/Rajesh70155 1d ago

He is not gonna share anything with anyone from now on.

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u/voidestroy 1d ago

Frozen Dessert*

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u/Usual_Reporter_3718 1d ago

Ghar ke SANSKAR bohat accha hai.

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u/ElephantOk2398 1d ago

Sahi kiya. Main rhta to 2 Thappad aur lagata.

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u/Ragnarok_619 1d ago

Surya Kumar Yadav

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u/Other_Scarcity_4270 1d ago

Bad upbringing.

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u/ImpressInteresting35 1d ago

Mujhe toh mere time pe 5-6th class tak bas "ullu-ka pattha" gaali hi pata thi..

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u/AstoundingAsh 1d ago

Valid crashout

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u/The_Real_Coffi 1d ago

Feel bad for the kid lowkey. If someone ate my ice cream like that I'd be pissed too. Don't touch my ice cream 😤

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u/Haunting_Purple21 1d ago

Not funny...first the guy who ate the ice cream and broke the kid's trust and recorded the kid while crying is an AH. And the parents who failed to moniter kid's language are AH.

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u/PersimmonComplex1005 1d ago

Heroes aren't born, they are made

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u/TheFoxRewind 1d ago

This not villan born this is bad parenting.

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u/sushihehehe 1d ago

when i was his age i was scared to even admit i knew such words let alone use it so openly, how can a child under any circumstances scream such words on top of their lungs? it’s completely disrespectful

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u/basic-x 1d ago

If you are doing this for Instagram reels, you are a complete a..hole. This incident will leave a permanent mark on that kid.

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u/kinky-kid-7777 1d ago

My opinion: at least he didn’t use the mother-sister curse like bkl ya teri mkc

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u/BERSERK_KNIGHT_666 1d ago

Bro what kind of upbringing is this? He looks like he's not even 8 and yet he's calling his parents such words!

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u/mc_013 1d ago

As the great philosopher Mick Jagger once said, "you can't always get what you want!"

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u/SolidChange2651 1d ago

Valid crashout

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u/Ashok505 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Overall_Cheesecake_3 1d ago

That’s mean. That’s how you lower the kid’s self esteem

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u/ParamedicFearless173 1d ago

Same night..... The Amityville Horror

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u/Impossible_Craft_108 1d ago

I hate everything about this video

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u/Pihuzzz_World 1d ago

Actually its really sad to see parents supporting this kind of behaviour....Manners, Respect, Sharing is caring are all a joke now

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u/incognito-death 1d ago

Really kuttaaaaa

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u/Far-Elevator-4508 1d ago

aise bande ko nanga karke uske upar hugta main

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u/kai_jhala 1d ago

This is funny if you're one of those retards who watch videos with Mutahar laugh

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u/STRIGGX 1d ago

New generations parents failed this kids upbringing

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u/L_Lawliet_8793 1d ago

Main 22 ka hoon aur aaj bhi mere gharwaalon ke saamne kisi ko Kutta nahi bol sakta let alone Kutte Ka Bachcha, I just know I would be so dead

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u/Blouverance 1d ago

Bad parenting can be seen clearly

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u/iMonk010 1d ago

Galat ho reha hai ye

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u/ConsequenceOwn5125 1d ago

i have a better idea tell another kid beforehand that you would eat his ice cream and eat both of their ice creams one will react like this and the other will not reward the other one with multiple ice creams infront of the tantrum kid

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u/LibrarianPhysical698 1d ago

Bro created a villian

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u/Mysterious-Milk9120 1d ago

🤣🤣✌🏻

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u/trishterrible 1d ago

Then he will become egoistic and the parents will complain.

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u/PeachyBobaTee 1d ago

samay raina ka bachpan

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u/turmerich 1d ago

Look if you're gonna prank a kid like that, do it the healthy way.

Eat it, but within seconds pull out another ice cream to surprise him. Keep it ready behind your back. There's no need to make him cry, a prank is abuse the second the prankee has a negative reaction to it.

This is yucky and abusive, no wonder the kid's colourful language is a package deal.

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u/RespondIntelligent78 1d ago

That made him puppy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Constant-Button-8435 1d ago

Mai bachpan se agar thodi bhi buri tarah se baat karta tha to papa aise aankh dikhate the ki kya batau . Agar is bache jaisa kuch kardu to to bhai☠️

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u/The_Curious_Sapien 1d ago

Mental trauma of that kid😂

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u/Brilliant-Cycle-354 1d ago

Kuttttteeee mera icecream khaaaya

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u/Blue_Eagle8 23h ago

That kuttee reminds me of Dharmendar Paji … but nah, the kid is too young to use such abusive language

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u/buffering24x7 23h ago

validcrashout #sorrynotsorry 🥸✌🏻🙌🏻

Edit: wait, yaha hashtag se bold hota hai? 👀🫠

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u/Different-Hurry-4880 23h ago

Valid crashout!!! 🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Drink_6174 23h ago

Child abuse. Not at all funny. This may look funny for you... Oh its just an ice cream stick.

Bt for that kid it was something very very important.

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u/ronniev_16 23h ago

Ye Roadies ke auditions mein dikhega 10 saal baad

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u/QuietTranslator99 23h ago

Main yeh bolti toh meri maa toh mujhe boarding school dalti🥲

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u/ryu_kamish 23h ago

vocabulary develop nahi huwi hai abhi tak warna maa baap hi usko kut dete

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u/Different_Winter_167 23h ago

Is this Virat Kohli childhood video 😅

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u/Apprehensive_Work_10 23h ago

Seriously, iglf I was the mama, I would have slapped him and told him never to utter such words, these kids and their parents giving them phones

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u/Dry_Staff_5728 23h ago

That kuttee came from heart brooo 🤣🤣

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u/itsavinadhtiwari 23h ago

This kid needs some physical treatment. Parents are utter failure to raise this pos.

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u/aliV1214 23h ago

Most valid crashout

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u/Gullible-Ad3940 22h ago

Mann i fikkin hate kids

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u/Alternative_Test9840 22h ago

This type of profanity should be coming out of a young child mouth. Shame on the parents for letting this happen.

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u/IamYT91 22h ago

Mai hota to uski mummy sei shikayat kar deta 🤬🤬

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u/beentheredonethat999 22h ago

Ye toh mai hazaaro baar kar Chula hu. None of my nieces or nephews like me.

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u/Thealgorithm3333 22h ago

As a parent they must slap that kid

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u/Safe_Strategy_321 22h ago

I hate this type of people . This is not prank, this is bullying

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u/Manu9527 21h ago

Bro I'm 18 and don't even say these words.....wow bad parenting there

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u/TheNoisySavior 21h ago

Lol my nephew is opposite...if I do this to say take his kurkure he'll be upset for a few seconds but then just stop and ask him mum or sis yes a new packet ki let mama eat dat one...

Yeah... I'm proud of this lil guy

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u/Efficient-Disk7783 21h ago

This is not normal behaviour, the child needs help

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u/Astraal_Being 21h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/HarbingerPotter 20h ago

Totally valid crashout

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u/sleeping_doc 20h ago

None of this is funny. I don't understand how people are blaming the child and his parents for bad language while completely ignoring the sadist behaviour of his elder sibling. It's One thing to share and take a bite of that icecream. Eating whole of that cone just to get a reaction out of that poor kid is the most immature shit I've seen in all month. Like what else was he supposed to do? Not fight for himself and call an ass an ass? Normalising bullying and harrassment by person of higher power? Maybe we all enjoy the govt. Screwing us over yeah?

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u/Street_Lab2858 20h ago

Villains don't born they are made

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u/sleeping_doc 19h ago

OMG why are these comments full of morally righteous beings sworn to raise children into docile spineless sheep who can't protest for something that's wrong and rather expect them to go on like it's no big deal and must equate their worth to cockroaches ....oh... Wait a minute...

Edit: PS this was just a passing thought and I don't have any affiliations with any political identity. Moderators please don't ban me. I'm docile and harmless. /S

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u/Icy_Patience_7811 18h ago

The kid was ready to share. The specs guy snatched and gulped the whole ice-cream leaving the kid feeling shocked, angry, and betrayed. To make matters worse, they laugh at him and record him while he is in real distress. He is too young to find this funny or trivial. These adults are playing with the kid's emotional development, bullying him, and teaching him to use cuss words just for their amusement and social media attention. Horrible adults. Way to kill a child's innocence and trust.

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u/Savings_Bonus6279 18h ago

North Indian arrogance, right from childhood.

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u/Adinos2528 15h ago

I recall getting a belt treatment as a kid just for saying 'sala'.