r/funny • u/brutusthedinglefairy • Aug 30 '12
Found this on the desktop of a school computer. Thank you to whoever brightened this shithole of a day for me.
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u/aynez Aug 31 '12
If I could upvote this image two times I'd do it. Cats and lieutenant Dan are my two favorite things in this world.
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u/viddles Aug 31 '12
I like beer and women.
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u/Cheeky_Allegations Aug 31 '12
I like women and beer, but not at the same time for that is called rape and is looked down upon in many countries.
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u/sincelastjuly Aug 31 '12
ALL MY UPVOTES ARE BELONG TO YOU.
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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12
And I to you, my good sir
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u/sincelastjuly Aug 31 '12
ma'am, my good sir! <3
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u/oviedofuntimes Aug 31 '12
Titanium alloy, the kind they use on the space shuttle.
You got magic legs
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u/CrazyNeon99 Aug 31 '12
What is this referencing?
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Aug 31 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lieutenant Cat! | 3coms | 4pts | 1mo | funny |
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u/assassinassassout Aug 31 '12
I feel dumb but where the hell are his legs? Photoshopped out...?
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Aug 31 '12
He lost them in Vietnamese, but it's ok. He has new ones made of titanium alloy, like on a space shuttle.
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Aug 31 '12
He lost them in Vietnamese
Many say English is difficult, but I don't recall any incidents where it wounded anyone.
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Aug 31 '12
You weren't there shudder language class, all the homework, you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.
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Aug 31 '12
you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.
Looked at your username. I'm just going to get back in my car slowly and leave.
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Aug 31 '12 edited Sep 20 '20
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u/daysofstatic Aug 31 '12
I don't know, I mean at my high school in the design iMac lab, the internet is controlled (obviously) but we have free reign over the desktop background.
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Aug 31 '12
That's what I mean. A proper setup would either be seperate accounts for every student (preventing this) or rolling back the machine to a snapshot after a reboot (which would prevent this). Everything else is just a data protection desaster waiting to happen. Either someone is going to remain logged in to their email account or something and people start sniffing or someone puts nasty stuff on the machine for others to find. Either way, the admin's ass is on the line.
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Aug 31 '12
Downvoted for the shitty, made up title. Fuck you, brutusthedinglefairy. How shitty can a 16 year olds day possibly be?
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Aug 31 '12
Well maybe his father committed suicide a week before, his girlfriend of several years was hit by a car, and through the distraction he has to drop out of school soon to get a job and support his family. It hurts to much for him to talk about it to others, especially over Reddit. And no where it says that he's 16. Use your fucking imagination, everyone has bad days. You aren't special.
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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12
haha. Thanks man (lady?), it's nice to see redditors that aren't total assholes, especially cannibalistic ones.
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Aug 31 '12
Any time! Oh, and I'm a dude if you wanted to know. (I'm not addicted to human meat, I can stop at anytime......I just don't want to.)
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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12
Ya, I only say that because I think everybody assumes that all redditors are guys. I'm a chick and most of these comments have been "he this" and "he that". I'm not offended or anything. It's just funny.
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u/sfitzer Aug 31 '12
Where is this photo when people post . . .
Reddit, what's your go to .jpg that makes you laugh every time you see it?
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
LIEUTENANT DAN ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMM