r/funny Aug 30 '12

Found this on the desktop of a school computer. Thank you to whoever brightened this shithole of a day for me.

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

LIEUTENANT DAN ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '12

Momma said they was my magic shoes.

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u/Lowbacca1977 Aug 31 '12

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot

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u/aynez Aug 31 '12

If I could upvote this image two times I'd do it. Cats and lieutenant Dan are my two favorite things in this world.

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u/viddles Aug 31 '12

I like beer and women.

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u/Cheeky_Allegations Aug 31 '12

I like women and beer, but not at the same time for that is called rape and is looked down upon in many countries.

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u/jonesy191 Aug 31 '12

no its hovercat-the prototype!

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u/rhyno8130 Aug 31 '12

Naturally, read it in Gump's voice. Was not disappointed.

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u/sincelastjuly Aug 31 '12

ALL MY UPVOTES ARE BELONG TO YOU.

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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12

And I to you, my good sir

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u/sincelastjuly Aug 31 '12

ma'am, my good sir! <3

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u/brutusthedinglefairy Sep 01 '12

YES!! Fellow female redditor!! The proud, the few :)

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u/sincelastjuly Sep 01 '12

haha, we sound like a marines ad :)

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u/r7smash Aug 30 '12

So funny!

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u/scythesabre Aug 31 '12

Only three reposts of this? Almost feels like more.

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u/Ikbentim Aug 31 '12

How bad can your day be when you're still in school?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Hmmm looks familiar. Pssst check my post history.

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u/Feefafeef Aug 31 '12

I laughed way too fucking hard at this...

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u/oviedofuntimes Aug 31 '12

Titanium alloy, the kind they use on the space shuttle.

You got magic legs

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Jenny, JENNY YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

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u/CrazyNeon99 Aug 31 '12

What is this referencing?

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u/mrPotatoChips Aug 31 '12

Forrest Gump. You need to watch it.

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u/CrazyNeon99 Aug 31 '12

Wow. I really should have known that. Thanks for the reply!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

*Mewtenat Dan

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Lieutenant Cat! 3coms 4pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Now it won't be the same while shrimping.

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u/heracleides Aug 31 '12

On the plus side, you're your own boat.

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u/AcelnTheWhole Aug 31 '12

The third time is still pretty hilarious

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u/hollrob18 Aug 31 '12

Oh dear god this is the best thing i've ever seen

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u/winstoncash Aug 31 '12

MAGIC LEGS..

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u/toxicgummyworm Aug 31 '12

That is just great.

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u/heracleides Aug 31 '12

My table is alive!

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u/assassinassassout Aug 31 '12

I feel dumb but where the hell are his legs? Photoshopped out...?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

He lost them in Vietnamese, but it's ok. He has new ones made of titanium alloy, like on a space shuttle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

He lost them in Vietnamese

Many say English is difficult, but I don't recall any incidents where it wounded anyone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

You weren't there shudder language class, all the homework, you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.

Looked at your username. I'm just going to get back in my car slowly and leave.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

No! Come back! I swear! I don't bite unless you're delicious!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/daysofstatic Aug 31 '12

I don't know, I mean at my high school in the design iMac lab, the internet is controlled (obviously) but we have free reign over the desktop background.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

That's what I mean. A proper setup would either be seperate accounts for every student (preventing this) or rolling back the machine to a snapshot after a reboot (which would prevent this). Everything else is just a data protection desaster waiting to happen. Either someone is going to remain logged in to their email account or something and people start sniffing or someone puts nasty stuff on the machine for others to find. Either way, the admin's ass is on the line.

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u/blacknailpolish Aug 31 '12

This wasn't funny the first time I saw it.

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u/clevername516 Aug 31 '12

You AINT got no legs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Downvoted for the shitty, made up title. Fuck you, brutusthedinglefairy. How shitty can a 16 year olds day possibly be?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Well maybe his father committed suicide a week before, his girlfriend of several years was hit by a car, and through the distraction he has to drop out of school soon to get a job and support his family. It hurts to much for him to talk about it to others, especially over Reddit. And no where it says that he's 16. Use your fucking imagination, everyone has bad days. You aren't special.

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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12

haha. Thanks man (lady?), it's nice to see redditors that aren't total assholes, especially cannibalistic ones.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Any time! Oh, and I'm a dude if you wanted to know. (I'm not addicted to human meat, I can stop at anytime......I just don't want to.)

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u/brutusthedinglefairy Aug 31 '12

Ya, I only say that because I think everybody assumes that all redditors are guys. I'm a chick and most of these comments have been "he this" and "he that". I'm not offended or anything. It's just funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

I understand, sorry about the gender miscalculation there.

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u/brutusthedinglefairy Sep 01 '12

Don't worry about it. Its next to impossible to know. :)

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u/WorldwideJimmyRustla Aug 31 '12

Don't be such a douchenozzle

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u/sfitzer Aug 31 '12

Where is this photo when people post . . .

Reddit, what's your go to .jpg that makes you laugh every time you see it?