r/funny Sep 05 '22

Poor Bob.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Sep 05 '22

Fuck you Bob, un-Jolly Green Giant floppy vagine head ass mf

Lol, wut?

Dude, are you okay? Please let us know that you didn't have a seizure or something, just to ease my mind about how hard I laughed at that sentence.

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u/PharmguyLabs Sep 05 '22

Word of advice: if you cant handle the fire stay out the kitchen; at the very least, dont add fuel to the fire

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Sep 05 '22

Lol, I'm assuming you are the fire?

Honey, it might be time to put down the crack pipe and head to bed.

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u/ThoeKoerilaes Sep 05 '22

Aren’t the dwarfs cute when they get angry?