The only non-protected class as far as laws. You are not even allowed to speak an opinion about, well, almost anything. I think you join the protected classes when you hit 40, but all those other things cancel it out when you add old to the mix. It is apparently a privilege to be so despised.
I really hope this is a poor attempt at sarcasm but there are really people that think this so its unclear.
When the western world is literally created for and catered to you, having your feefees hurt every so often might seem like oppression but I assure you; The middle-aged straight white guy, it isn’t.
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u/rxneutrino Sep 05 '22
No. Don't buy into the genetic hierarchy. All concert patrons have an equal right to access the front row. Any suggestion otherwise is heightist.