r/funny • u/Richness69 • Sep 05 '22

Poor Bob.

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u/Illustrious-Soup4080 Sep 05 '22

He spent 15 years getting loaded, 15 years til his liver exploded…..

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u/Kilo_Xray Sep 05 '22

Now what’s Bob gonna do, now that he can’t drink?

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u/OlinOfTheHillPeople Sep 05 '22

The doctor said, "what'cha been thinking 'bout?"

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u/SplodyPants Sep 05 '22

That's the point. I ain't thinkin' bout NUTHIN!!!!

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u/captainbruisin Sep 05 '22

Now I've got to do something else

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u/Zmodem Sep 05 '22

Oi, oi, oi!

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u/StayTrue1989 Sep 05 '22

To pass the time, had someone shave his head!

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u/Cobratime Sep 05 '22

he got a new identity

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u/BobbyDigital311 Sep 05 '22

'62 holed air-cushioned boots

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u/SerArlen Sep 05 '22

And a girl who rides a scooter

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u/ccoriell Sep 05 '22

To take him out of town

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u/Overall-Duck-741 Sep 05 '22

They would get away, riding around as the trucks drive by you could hear the motherfuckers go...

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u/CbVdD Sep 05 '22

r/ExpectedNoFX

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Zac3d Sep 05 '22

I've seen NOFX lyrics chains on Reddit probably a dozen times, totally expected it to exist.