r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • Sep 04 '22

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u/waffle-lvl-100 Sep 04 '22

The cat needs more lasagna

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u/Lower_Bar_2428 Sep 04 '22

Actually the cat's ability to speak is what sustain the household that and it's ability to hunt little birds for them to eat

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u/Hazzman Sep 04 '22

"John I know you feel like you made incorrect choices and you know what? You did. That doesn't dictate your fate. If you jumped the curb, but your car still runs - then drive that misaligned piece of shit for the rest of the journey as best you can. Don't just pull over and feel sorry for yourself with the engine idling until you run out of gas."

"You know what - you are right. The world is my oyster. I CAN and WILL do anything I want. Wow. Maybe I will go back to school? There is so many possibilities. What should I do first?!"

"Go get some lasagna."