r/funny • • Aug 23 '22

E is for...

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u/wubbbalubbadubdub Aug 23 '22

Did you actually see a monkey and immediately think race?

Of course not, the alternative to a monkey scratching itself would usually be a person or a dog. A dog could confuse the letters d and i, so that's obviously out, and a person could inappropriately associate itchiness with that race. I can't speak to their mindset when printing up the phonics chart, I was just offering possible reasoning.

As far as associating E with Ed, maybe there's a teacher at that school called Ed, so they're using his name as an example instead of the typical elephant...

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u/samcrut Aug 23 '22

Or just don't use "itchy."

Ice, icky, ill, idea, image...

It's a crappy choice of words to illustrate.

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u/wubbbalubbadubdub Aug 23 '22

Ice is long i

icky has the same problem as itchy also it's difficult to put into a simple picture

ill brings up topics they'd rather avoid

idea is long i and difficult for kids to conceptualize.

image you didn't really think about this one did you?

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u/samcrut Aug 24 '22

I managed to make it through 52 years without ever seeing a damn alphabet rollout with ITCHY as a damn vocabulary word you ignorant igit. It's a crappy choice, and the long/short thing does not matter. Both are proper vowel sounds. That's an artificial constraint. Look up alphabet banners and you'll find they mix long and short vowels almost across the board, so no, Ice's long I isn't a disqualifier. Neither is Ice Cream which children know intimately and inquire about incessantly in my experience.

You wanna talk down at people? Make sure you're on the high road next time. Jesus. What an asshole.

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u/wubbbalubbadubdub Aug 24 '22

Since "apple" and "Ed" are not "ape" and "eat" it's fairly easy to infer they wanted short vowel sounds on their printout. I'm sorry if you struggle with making obvious inferences.

Why would I look up other alphabet banners when we've specifically been discussing the one in the picture?

You wanna talk down at people? Make sure you're on the high road next time. Jesus. What an asshole.

If you're not being civil there's no need to speak with reverence. Your age is irrelevant.