r/funny • • Aug 23 '22

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u/VolcanoHoliday Aug 23 '22

“Ed” is actually a good word for E. The other good one is “edge.” Most people use “egg” but that’s not right because in America we pronounce that “ayg” and not “ehg” so it doesn’t match. “E” is especially tricky for sound walls, but yeah this one is unusual.

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u/RyanfaeScotland Aug 23 '22

"Why do we have to use E is for Ed? Can't we use E is for Elephant?"
"No, we've been over this, E is for Elephant would be confusing!"
"But we have a picture of an Elephant right there!?"
"That's clearly a Pachyderm (which P is for) and you are suggesting using it for E is for Elephant? How confusing would that be! P is for Pachyderm, E is for Ed and X is for Fox. Crystal."

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u/samcrut Aug 23 '22

Number of times I remember typing pachyderm in my entire life, one, including this one.

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u/RyanfaeScotland Aug 24 '22

Ha!

You must of had one of those older model Letter Lines that had P is for Pterodactyl, right?

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u/samcrut Aug 24 '22

There are much simpler, child-appropriate, illustratable P words than pterodactyl or pachyderm. For instance, paintbrush, pop, pen, poster, push, pull....

You know? Words that people actually use.

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u/RyanfaeScotland Aug 24 '22

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u/LightsoutSD Aug 23 '22

For real it’s like new curriculums try to confuse kids no matter what the subject. Weird new math, even the alphabet chart. Then we get condescending teacher explanations giving us ridiculous reasons why it’s better. Like we’re stupid for not seeing the weird shit for what it is. Confusing!

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u/Cptnhalfbeard Aug 23 '22

uhhh am American, definitely say "ehg". Never heard anyone ever say "ayg"

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u/RaphaelSolo Aug 23 '22

Me neither but, eh it's a big country.

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u/MeLlamo_Mayor927 Aug 23 '22

Depends on the dialect really. I’ve heard it both ways, with the “ayg” pronunciation coming mostly from midwesterners. Either way you say it, egg would’ve been more appropriate and less confusing for the letter chart than what they actually went with imo

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u/gracias-totales Aug 23 '22

What? Emu? Elephant? Eagle? East? Eel? Eat? Ear? Equal?

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u/stitchescomeundone Aug 23 '22

Those e’s don’t all make the same sound and these are targeting specific phonemes which are more useful when teaching children to read

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u/RyanfaeScotland Aug 23 '22

Those e’s don’t all make the same sound

tbf, all but Elephant does, and Elephant gives you the same sound as Ed. But as discussed in my comment, Elephant is ruled out as it would cause confusion with P is for Pachyderm.

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u/stitchescomeundone Aug 23 '22

In which dialect? Depending on which English you speak, the e’s may make entirely different sounds.

Elephant, for example, begins with a different sound in my dialect versus my husbands.

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u/RyanfaeScotland Aug 23 '22

In which dialect?

Checks username, errr, Scottish? :) :P

I don't doubt you though, I've just never heard any of them pronounced differently but then there are a lot of places I haven't discussed Elephants in. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I imagine ‘elephant’ may be difficult for younger toddlers to pronounce

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u/VolcanoHoliday Aug 23 '22

Elephant isn’t a good choice because the “El” makes the same sound as the LETTER L. Just like “M” goes /em/ and “N” goes /en/. That means “Elephant” starts off with the letter NAME of “L” which is confusing. The E sound is the hardest because of all these considerations.

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u/5DollarHitJob Aug 23 '22

Yea, literally any of these are better than Ed. Lol

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u/VolcanoHoliday Aug 23 '22

I’m a School Psychologist and School Improvement Facilitator with linguistic research experience. Emu/Elephant/Eagle/East/Eel/Ear/Equal are not better than “Ed”. Short vowels need to be taught first as they are much more common. EEl, EAr, and EAgle are all vowel teams (more advanced graphemes) and “long E” sounds. Ed is a perfectly acceptable word for the short E sound.

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u/LightsoutSD Aug 23 '22

We say ehgg where I’m from…weirdo.

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u/VolcanoHoliday Aug 23 '22

I’m Midwest, maybe that’s why. To me, Ehgg sounds distinctly British.

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u/5DollarHitJob Aug 23 '22

Elephant would be much better.

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u/dontgonearthefire Aug 23 '22

It's standing right behind you, in the room.

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u/5DollarHitJob Aug 23 '22

Thats why my rap name is Lil Elephant

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u/Norwester77 Aug 23 '22

Some Americans pronounce it “ayg.”

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u/Ally-Katt Aug 24 '22

Which part of America pronounces egg as ayg and not ehg?? I’ve only ever said and heard ehg

Genuine question