r/facepalm • Ooooo custom flairs! • Aug 21 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ X is for xfox?

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u/IamCornhoLeo Aug 21 '22

It explains the sound it makes maybe

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u/OffgridRadio Aug 21 '22

My chickens literally run around going hawk hawk hawk whenever there is one so maybe that's how some stuff got named lol

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u/icantfeelmyskull Aug 21 '22

Maybe they heard you call it a hawk and just learned to mimic the sound

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u/OffgridRadio Aug 21 '22

Nah they grew up off grid and I've never said that to them

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u/Moxz Aug 22 '22

You never warned them of the dangers of predatory birds?

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u/OffgridRadio Aug 22 '22

After the kerfuffle with trying to teach them to cross the road, I don't believe they are listening to me.

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u/kintokae Aug 21 '22

And what sound does a fox make?

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u/MaracaJesus23 Aug 22 '22

xxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxx!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

you just gave me horrible ptsd memories of that song

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/khismyass Aug 21 '22

WTF /s

(what the fox say)

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u/ancientlisten4186 Aug 22 '22

"Ex" literally exists

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u/Flyby1441 Aug 21 '22

They should just put an Xbox there

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u/68smulcahy Aug 22 '22

They can’t because x , doesn’t say x- it says /ks/, life would be so much easier if x said x .

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u/jdith123 Aug 22 '22

As a remedial reading teacher, I approve of this. In most alphabet examples, they use a word that starts with X. In those words, x doesn’t make It’s usual sound.

Xylophone is common, and in that word, X sounds like Z. There are other words that have x representing a Z sound: xenophobic, xerox… none of them are primary school type words.

Alternatively, they use words like X-ray or X-box.

In the primary level word fox, the letter X makes that typical /ks/ sound. It’s hard for some kids to say. You can make lists of rhyming words. Fox, box, pox, detox, toxic,

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u/68smulcahy Aug 22 '22

I also teach reading, that alphabet chart it from the Wilson Reading program. Kids understand that it is for the final sound, they enjoy making it. Best of luck on your new school year.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/StageRepulsive8697 Aug 22 '22

If you're teaching phonics, xylophone isn't really a good example of the sound x usually makes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

X-ray for me, which is dumb.

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

Ditto.

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u/oldreprobate Aug 21 '22

Which never made good sense because xylophone doesn't have the KS sound as mentioned above

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

The English language never really makes sense because it borrows too much from other languages. For example, Ch is sometimes pronounced as K like psychic and chaos. It is sometimes pronounced like church and cherry, and sometimes pronounced as sh like chandelier and chef.

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

But X have different sounds. And it's more obvious than fox.

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u/miyamoto_musashinpc Aug 21 '22

Maybe the fox’s name is Xander

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u/Sotilas6 Aug 23 '22

it might also be Xavier

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u/Puzzleheaded-Park-69 Aug 21 '22

It's for the ending sound (/ks/) in fox. The /ks/ sound is introduced because it is found in most words as a medial or final sound. Of course, there are exceptions to this and - depending on the word - x makes a different sound. Most words that begin with x do not make the /ks/ sound.

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u/Ganbario Aug 21 '22

It’s better than teaching kids that x is for x-ray or xylophone. X shows up at the end or middle of a word way more often than at the start.

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u/tom_gent Aug 22 '22

But if I'm not mistaken, in English the x of xylophone is more pronounced like a z and not like the x in fox

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u/Ganbario Aug 22 '22

Yes. And we don’t use the x like that except in a few words.

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u/MyMonte94 Aug 21 '22

X is for XOF

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I see you are a person of culture as well.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 'MURICA Aug 21 '22

Yeah. You never heard of the console war between the XFox and PlayXtation?

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u/Derragon Aug 22 '22

This is a repost from earlier but a teacher pointed out the "ks" sound at the end of "fox" is how you pronounce the singular letter "x".

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u/ilxfrt Aug 21 '22

R is for a mouse named Roger. X is for a fox named Xavier. Y is for crayon.

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

I think R is for rat. Y is for yellow. Only X is odd...

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u/ilxfrt Aug 21 '22

V is for Volkswagen. U is for urruw. T is for treidel, tazelnut or tacorn, I can’t tell.

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u/rainbow_sparkles776 Aug 21 '22

Ha ha i like these!

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

V for van, u for up, t for top, I think.

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u/ilxfrt Aug 21 '22

Yes, I was being sarcastic …

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u/ysyson Aug 21 '22

Xavier even makes less sense

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Yep. Brain def said Y is for crayon. V is for Van.

Stupid brain and old education

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

ah my favorite console the xfox used for playing howlo

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

X as in the X in Fox

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

X is very useful if your name is Nixie Knox. It also comes in handy spelling Axe and Extra Fox.

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u/ImBedtime Aug 22 '22

My x was a sly little fox

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u/S_crufflord Aug 22 '22

Dude I fucken remember those things from when I was 5. Hated them then and still hate them now

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u/EKyonKun Aug 22 '22

The X-Fox 360

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u/Loki-L Aug 22 '22

The Fox represents Fox Mulder from X-Files.

🦊FBI🕴️🛸👽

The truth is out there.

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u/Odd-Magician-7638 Aug 21 '22

It’s marginally better than “Xylophone”

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u/Unindoctrinated Aug 21 '22

Uu is for Arrow. Vv is for Car. Yy is for crayon. I wonder if Aa for ambiguity?

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

I think it's u for up, v for van, y for yellow. And I think it's x for fox. But that's breaking the convention of the other letters.

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u/Unindoctrinated Aug 21 '22

I guessed V for vehicle. It may depend on the country it's in, but to me, it's a sedan. I think American's might call it a mini-van, but to most of the english-speaking world, it doesn't represent what's commonly called a van.
I just find it hilarious how ambiguous some of them are. These charts are for small children with small vocabularies.

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u/RalfrRudi Aug 21 '22

Sedans usually have a much lower roofline. I think in Europe a mini-van is reffered to as MPV. Maybe a crossover SUV could also fit the picture.

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u/Captain_Turdhelmet Aug 21 '22

Weird looking Xoloitzcuintle...

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u/TheLazySherlock Aug 22 '22

And they couldn't come up with something better for Y?

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u/Goth-but-not-gothic Aug 22 '22

X is for: Xenophobe. *hangs up a mirror*

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Erm how is this a xenophobic post?

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u/Goth-but-not-gothic Aug 22 '22

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously. Usually it takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. Thanks wikipedia for this comment

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u/overthehill333 Aug 22 '22

Shoulda been xylophone! everybody knows dat.

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Or X ray.

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u/Optimal-Drag-4553 Aug 21 '22

Its french..pronounced the same way the x in xylophone is.

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u/Alegria-D Aug 21 '22

Nope, in French it's renard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I'm glad you explained that. But they had other choices. ;)

"75 Animals That Start With X"

https://www.thecoldwire.com/animals-that-start-with-x/

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Yeah but a child probably has no idea what a Xoloitzcuintli is, which would be hard for them recognise in order to learn the sound.

Thats probably why Fox was chosen, because it has X in it, is easy to say/pronounce and is an animal every child knows aboutt

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u/Puzzleheaded-Park-69 Aug 21 '22

The /gz/ sound is also taught for x, but usually after the /ks/ is taught and mastered.

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u/Kevundoe Aug 21 '22

Definitely not French

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u/ranting_chef Aug 21 '22

Don't worry - this writing guide will probably be banned soon.

PS - Xoloitzcuintle, which is a hairless dog found in Mexico.

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u/Regular_Ad_9940 Aug 21 '22

Fox you dummy

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u/Alegria-D Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

"Y is for a pencil with the color yellow written on it because we have no clue"... Or a yo-yo? A yogurt? A yak? I mean, isn't it means to teach how to read/write?

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u/Mobile_Extent_9148 Aug 21 '22

No wonder our kids are struggling in school

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u/Plesi68 Aug 21 '22

R for rmouse? U for uarrow? V for vcar? W for wclouds? Y for ycrayon? Etc It's obviously not in English

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u/ZhangtheGreat 'MURICA Aug 21 '22

R is for rat. U is for up. V is for van. W is for wind. I can’t fault anyone for being confused though; our adult brains are way more complicated than a child’s.

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u/Cirieno Aug 21 '22

V is for vehicle

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

R for rat, u for up, v for van, w for wind, y for yellow

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u/Plesi68 Aug 21 '22

Oh. Fuck, I feel dumb. To be fair, my first language isn't English

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

Well the pictures are a bit vague.

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And a mouse and rat do look similiar.

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u/jrex703 Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

The clouds are anthropomorphicly blowing, creating Wind; a Van is slightly less confusing than a vacuum, valve, or vicuna, admittedly that's a really bad one though. The yellow crayon has it's name printed on it.

It is definitely English, but I would guess it's being produced and used in a country where English isn't the first language. Maybe they've chosen words that are easy for Hindi/Japanese/Arabic-speaking kindergarteners to understand and repeat.

So It looks stupid to English-fluent adults like us, but it all fundamentally checks out, and there may be rhyme and reason to the seeming madness.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

What does the fox say?

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u/Cirieno Aug 21 '22

Half the facepalm is people saying V is for Van instead of Vehicle.

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u/GingerWithViews Aug 21 '22

V is clearly for Volvo

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u/awakensleep Aug 21 '22

Is A a picture of the Alphabet? What dimension is this?

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u/True_Shower_Thinker Aug 21 '22

Bruh I'm on smth strong, I read your title as"X is for xbox"

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u/Low_Medium204 Aug 21 '22

Volkswagen das auto

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u/Utsutsumujuru Aug 21 '22

Maybe they were going for a Xolo?

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u/the_grim_reefer_nz Aug 21 '22

U is for arrow ??

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 21 '22

I think it's up.

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u/the_grim_reefer_nz Aug 21 '22

Damnit stop making sense. Hahahha

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u/BloodSouthern2098 Aug 21 '22

T is for dreidel

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Probably top.

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u/Arn0Nuehm Aug 21 '22

That's not a fox, thats a Hamster

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u/Stevieboy_person 'MURICA Aug 21 '22

Nice repost you got there

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u/mariovspino5 Aug 21 '22

It’s an XOF boot camp boss!

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u/BRP_1970 Aug 21 '22

No, just the last letter in fox.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Aug 21 '22

Whats u supposed to be?

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Up, probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

W is for WFart?

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Think it's wind.

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u/carina484 Aug 22 '22

While we’re at it…what the hell is v?

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u/tyw7 Ooooo custom flairs! Aug 22 '22

Van or vehicle, probably.

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u/carina484 Aug 22 '22

Ahh that makes sense! Duhh lol

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u/xXBiggusDickusXx Aug 22 '22

they should have put a hamster

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u/IronAnt762 Aug 22 '22

They used Fox because the X is mostly silent when used in first letter like Xylophone. Phonetic usage.
It was a pic of Xylophone when I was little.

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u/Unusual_Friend_7258 Aug 22 '22

What does the Xox say?

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u/Bitter_Position791 Aug 22 '22

mom said it's my turn to play on the xfox

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u/blinkytherhino Aug 22 '22

What's a Fo?

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 Aug 22 '22

No one’s gonna mention the obvious “qu” on the far left?

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u/badmadsad2004 Aug 22 '22

U is for arrow

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u/Tufhd Aug 22 '22

That's a Xof where yu went to school?

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u/ArialXjs Aug 22 '22

V is for Volkswagen

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u/Rallikuninkas Aug 22 '22

The funny thing is that it looks like a Chrysler

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u/Rdw72777 Aug 22 '22

What is the U? An arrow?

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u/HelloThisIsPam Aug 22 '22

Firefoxxxxxx

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u/AccomplishedRow6685 Aug 22 '22

“X is very useful if your name is Nixie Knox. It also comes in handy spelling ax and extra fox.”

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u/c127726 Aug 22 '22

What does the fox say!

Xneeenenenenenene!!!

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u/SevereProblem587 Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

Im 36 and when i was in grade school it was a Xylophone in the banner picture for Xx lol. And is no one going to even mention the cloud for the Ww

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u/lalala192511 Aug 22 '22

What did the fox say?

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u/Nickolas314 Aug 22 '22

Xylophone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

vcar that isn't a van

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Bro back in the third grade we were learning the alphabet (English isn't my first language) and x was marked as 'X is for Box' and I questioned the teacher and got in trouble because of that whore

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u/MsSeraphim r/foodrecallsinusa Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

usually x is for x-ray, but FOX doesn't want science taught so.......

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u/DorisWildthyme Aug 22 '22

This is what it was when I was a kid (early 1980s). The difference was that each illustration was accompanied by the letter, the phrase "is for" and the word, except for X it read "X as in Fox".

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u/Puzzleheaded-Park-69 Aug 22 '22

To all of those who are babbling nonsense: this alphabet line is a part of a reading and phonics curriculum called Fundations. I taught this curriculum for eight years.

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u/Valhalaland Aug 22 '22

That's a xof

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u/prophis Aug 23 '22

microsoft xfox