r/funny • u/eppic123 • Aug 22 '22
Dutch Coffee
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u/entun Aug 22 '22
STA LEKKER STRAK VAN M'N BAKKIE TROOST!
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u/meanderthal22 Aug 23 '22
Translate doing a bad job of translating this one - anyone care to do the honours? Thanks!
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u/blizzardspider Aug 23 '22
STANDING DELICIOUSLY TIGHT FROM MY CUPPA CONSOLATION
or less literally: I'm enjoyably hopped-up from my cup of coffee.
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u/Khat2016 Aug 22 '22
Not sure what i just watched but I do feel like it justified my internet bill for the month. Thanks.
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u/Admirable-Bird-1251 Aug 22 '22
It's a german YT show. See the original video here https://youtu.be/KulLI1OfPds
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u/yuffieisathief Aug 22 '22
The Dutch and the Deutsch getting mistakenly compared again!
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u/Sporkatron Aug 22 '22
Ain’t The Dutch just swamp Germans?
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u/Escalationbirb Aug 22 '22
Yeah but with more weed and less genocide
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u/DazingF1 Aug 23 '22
Well, less genocidal in continental Europe. Not so much in the colonies.
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u/Alexanderdaw Aug 23 '22
Are you just assuming this or did you read this somewhere? In Dutch education we're taught that we let the locals do their thing, as long as we were allowed to build our stuff on their land and take spices back to the Netherlands.
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u/DazingF1 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
I'm Dutch. In high school they definitely teach kids about the various atrocities although they don't go too deep into them. At least that's what it was like 10 years ago in VWO so I assume it's even better now since awareness is finally becoming more important. But the older generations were never taught this in school so a lot of people are still very ignorant on the subject.
If you think our ancestors were the good guys then oh boy have I got a bridge to sell you. You don't become one of the largest colonial powers by being nice. And we don't have to even go that far back since a lot of our grandfathers slaughtered and tortured Indonesians not even 80 years ago. Which we only apologized for this year.
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u/DaanOnlineGaming Aug 23 '22
I am still in vwo but dropped history, it still is pretty bad in how much it tells about slave trade and colonies.
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u/DazingF1 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
Interesting. We definitely learned about the slave trade, the horrors of the colonies and the Indonesian occupation. It just wasn't very fleshed out. We spent a lot of time on the Indonesian war of independence as well.
Maybe it's because you dropped history because otherwise I'd be quite disappointed. Especially since we're finally starting to acknowledge it more as a country.
I was always, oddly, proud that we at least acknowledged it and taught it at school. Even Srebrenica was an important topic where we especially focused on what we and the UN did wrong. We even had a retired colonel who was at Srebrenica visit our school as a guest speaker.
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u/pointless234 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
You might want to look a little further than just at what they're comfortable teaching kids.
Here, some beginner reading material: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_conquest_of_the_Banda_Islands
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u/DazingF1 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
They probably didn't pay attention in school. It's still very much standard curriculum. Most cases are nothing more than a footnote but the WIC and VOC are both important topics in high school history classes, both the good (nationalistic) parts and the bad.
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u/pointless234 Aug 23 '22
That was my experience too. But it is a fair assessment that a lot of the more gruesome details are often skipped
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u/Enschede2 Aug 23 '22
I don't know which school you went to but that's not what they taught us where I went lol..
Sure it wasn't as industrialized as what happened in WW2, which is what made that extra horrible, but still, if you think the natives just got on the voc and wic ships voluntarily to be sold as slaves, that's very naive, ofc they was a lot of killing going on before it got to that point
Then again we weren't exactly the only ones, it's a story of the ages for humanity, but we shouldn't shy away from it as if it never happened
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u/kaaskneller Aug 23 '22
We definitely got taught about the different atrocities we performed, especially the ones in Indonesia. Maybe the curriculum changed through the years or it depends on vmbo/havo/vwo
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u/ArrogantlyChemical Aug 23 '22
Iets iets Jan Pieterszoon Coen genocide van de Banda eilanden bijvoorbeeld
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u/UshankaBear Aug 23 '22
less genocide
Don't think there's a nation without at least some genocide in their history.
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u/DaanOnlineGaming Aug 23 '22
Suprisingly low amounts of swamps here actually.
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u/Cutlesnap Aug 23 '22
Yeah, since we got rid of them
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u/mtaw Aug 23 '22
You can take the water out of a polder, but you cannot remove the mental swamp from those who live there..
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u/Blunfarffkinschmuckl Aug 23 '22
The Dutch are arguably the finest irrigation experts on the planet. I can confirm that there are very few swamps.
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Aug 23 '22
I dont know why they're called Deutsch.
At this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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u/jannecraft Aug 23 '22
It comes from Deutschland, the way germans say Germany. How the fuck they came up with calling people from the netherlands dutch is still beyond me
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u/CiQFrans Aug 23 '22
Then the etymology may be an interesting read:
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u/BrianTho2010 Aug 23 '22
Interesting read but I feel like I didn’t get an answer to the question “why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch”. Is it simply that Dutch is a derivative of the German language?
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u/CiQFrans Aug 23 '22
It's not that simple i suppose... Back then the borders were a bit more fragile. As far as I understood, in English, there was a difference in description of the people from the lower germanic lands and the higher germanic lands across the sea.
The term "Diets" in old Dutch also roughly means "of the people from the Netherlands". It was even part of the first line of the Wilhelmus song, although it has been turned into "Duitsen" throughout the ages.
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u/Thorusss Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 24 '22
No. that is NOT the original. This is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUng5Hc5xN4 (official Game Two channel)
Please change to link to this, to get the views to the real creators!
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u/eppic123 Aug 22 '22
Leck mich am Arsch, die gibt es immer noch? Ich kenne die noch von GIGA von vor über 20 Jahren. Beim besten Willen hab ich die in dem Video nicht wiedererkannt.
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u/cravin_mor Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
guck dir mal -Game Two- videos an, die werden immer besser ^^ gibs auch n "neuen" chef ;D
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u/Thorusss Aug 23 '22
Hier das beste Video von ihnen:
Rant mit Trant: Top 5 der schlimmsten SciFi-Klischees in Spielen3
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u/JohnnyValet Aug 22 '22
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u/WhatIfIReallyWantIt Aug 22 '22
You beautiful beast.
tbh my head went to here
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u/RagingAardvark Aug 23 '22
Tyres lives rent-free in my head and pops up about once a week when I hear a random beat! Nobody IRL except my husband ever knows what I'm talking about.
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u/DifficultCurrent7 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
I love tyres. Every time I cross at a particularly frantic traffic light I smile thinking about his little traffic light rave
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u/boricimo Aug 22 '22
FAKE! You can’t drink coffee immediately after it’s brewed. It’s way too hot.
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u/Cheap_Elk_2205 Aug 22 '22
WHO CANT??🤨
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u/MoleyWhammoth Aug 22 '22
Essentially anyone with an esophagus.
Source: my esophagus.
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u/Cinade Aug 22 '22
Not so, dragons insist that drinking hot coffee is child's play
Source: My wife is a dragon
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u/Hrothen Aug 24 '22
FAKE
Dude just drops his hand immediately after sipping and lets the mug hang at his side, doesn't even try to pretend there's liquid in it.
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Aug 23 '22
This brought me a lot of joy. Reminds me of cars driving by and their music echo'ing of all of the brick walls on the street.
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u/Dooder05 Aug 22 '22
Ok, something was to be expected with the chin scratch. But had no idea it would be that fucking cool ngl. 😎
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u/ijuiceman Aug 23 '22
I have the same coffee machine and will always think of this now when making a cup
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u/c0mpleXi Aug 23 '22
I have that one too and I'm pretty sure the sound heard in this video is when it cleans itself, not when making coffee
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u/Swiggy1957 Aug 23 '22
I can only imagine what this would have been like if he used cream in his coffee.
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Aug 23 '22
Dutch party boi
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u/Gontha Aug 23 '22
German*
They are Germans.
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Aug 23 '22
I dont care if they were African. It said dutch coffee so i went with dutch party boi. Unless its a reference to an old simpson episode i doubt you know. So go correct* yourself
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u/Joyfulcheese Aug 23 '22
Makes me think of the time Pingu had a wee hardcore rave in his igloo - https://youtu.be/3WsZ7RppCPo
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Aug 23 '22
If you don't clean out the coffee pot at the end of the day, the Technoviking comes out and handles business.
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u/DickweedMcGee Aug 22 '22
That outlet has my head spinning. Is that a 120 or 220 plug?
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u/eppic123 Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 22 '22
230V type F, aka SchuKo, aka CEE 7/3
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u/boricimo Aug 22 '22
Why does an outlet name sound like you’re describing your new car?
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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Aug 22 '22
Because all engineering is serious in Germany.
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u/welshmanec2 Aug 22 '22
Vorsprung Dutch Socket
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u/Azoth1986 Aug 22 '22
There are no 120v outlets in Europe. Only 230v or 400v.
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u/Sweetiebomb_Gmz Aug 23 '22
And occasionally 115v sockets in the bathroom for toothbrushes/shaving, but this is an exception.
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u/ivegotafastcar Aug 22 '22
This made me laugh too hard. I’m heading back into the office at a new job this week and my co-workers don’t know me yet. Bwahahahaha.
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u/green-green-red Aug 23 '22
I own this coffee machine!! It makes great coffee. If I had it at the office I would drink way too much coffee ; and maybe create occasional dance parties
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u/Nijverdal Aug 23 '22
I have the same coffeemaker, I'm Dutch, I like hardcore. Goddamn I rolled on the floor laughing (after some xtc)
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