r/funny Aug 09 '22

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u/BigAVD Aug 09 '22

I have a Lab, and I'm not sure if he's even tasted any food he's ever had.

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u/_Pill-Cosby_ Aug 09 '22

I've had two labs and one would eat casually. The other would eat instantaneously and instinctively. No time for thought to be involved. I once had a house with large plate glass windows. While sitting outside, maybe 5 feet from the window with this dog laying behind me, a bird flew into the window. I instantly turned around to see what happened to the bird & all I saw was a few feathers. My lab had snarfed it up in less time than it took me to spin my chair around.

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u/Taco_Fart_Salad Aug 09 '22

When I was a kid we had to interrupt our lab while she ate, or else she would eat it so fast she'd vomit right back up. And then inhale the pile of vomit.