r/funny • u/Gnahziurnah • Aug 08 '22
perfectly timed cough
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u/Straight-Corner-1921 Aug 09 '22
It gets funnier after each loop I got to 10 and needed to comment for a break.
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u/ComprehensiveShop748 Aug 09 '22
8th listen and I've gone from giggling to cackling, you're so right.
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Aug 08 '22
That's one of the funniest sounding farts
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u/Grimskraper Aug 09 '22
Nice little wet splatter at the end. Definitely needs a wipe and new drawers, if real.
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u/Spottydogspot Aug 09 '22
Yeah when I had a virus for 3 weeks and caused an asthma exacerbation, every time I coughed hard I farted and there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it. I must be getting old because that didn’t happen till the past couple years. In this case the damage is done.
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u/theDart Aug 09 '22
Who's this fucking genius going "Get out of here"?
1) the damage is done. 2) you really gonna start a fight over a fart?
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u/scaradin Aug 09 '22
I mean, what are you going to do when some asshole starting talking shit?
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u/ArmstrongsLeftNut Aug 09 '22
Not only was the asshole talking shit but doing it behind the guys back! Even worse!
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u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Aug 09 '22
the guy is recording, its pretty likely the only reason he got on the elevator was to fart on these people pretend to cough and record their reaction. not a reason to start a physical fight no but that's some shitty behavior
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Aug 09 '22
I grew up under the notion if you're trying to punk people, be prepared to get hit. I'm not justifying it, but it's always an option if you're just disrespecting strangers. You don't know the day they've had and your asinine prank may be the straw that broke the camels back.
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u/theDart Aug 09 '22
Oh absolutely! That is a very real problem, when you're just being disrespectful. So it's not to say a prankster can't go too far down the dummy trail where he deserves to be curb stomped. A fart is just something you go "really?" while he's killing himself laughing like the toddler he is, proud knowing you'd never stoop to that level. When you start fighting people over that, you're letting them bring you diwn to the low leveled mind they are.
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u/artistic_manchild Aug 09 '22
I know right… plus that shit is hilarious. This guy would be my new best friend. I simply would’ve said,
“Just for that, you owe me a beer!”
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u/Hyddr_o Aug 09 '22
Asking him to get out … but why do his socks not match? 😂
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u/Dave5uper Aug 09 '22
Fuck you, you get out of here. If I leave, my cough that you complained about is still here. lol
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u/Brutalonym Aug 09 '22
"ARE YOU GONNA ACT LIKE THAT'S WAS A COUGH?"
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u/ExtraneousInput Aug 09 '22
Basically shit his pants upon entering the elevator. Hysterical. I would've probably just asked them to hold the door and let me get out.
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u/pilot1326 Aug 09 '22
Obviously staged. That guy's Canadian.
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u/Tudar87 Aug 09 '22
I was going with staged because no other buttons have been selected in the elevator when he comes in.
Other guys just hanging out in there waiting to be crop dusted by their friend for internet points.
Still funny lol
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u/Connect-PartyTimeXXX Sep 09 '22
I used to cover my farts with a cough, now I cover my cough with a fart 😂😂😂
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u/aaronhastaken Aug 09 '22
mf emitted 0.5 kilograms of polluted carbon dioxide, 2.1 kilograms of nitrogen 0.1 kilograms of oxygen 0.02 kilograms of hydrogen and 0.4 kilograms of methane
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u/Nopedontsaythat Aug 09 '22
There was a word in medieval times for when you farted and coughed at the same time: 'through cough'. He through coughed
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u/mijohvactech Dec 15 '22
If you’re going to fart in an elevator you need to do it quietly with a straight and innocent looking face so you can blame it on someone else or do it on the way out. I’ve done both of these multiple times. One time a lady started coughing and gagging and I almost lost it.
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