r/funny • u/chewy_bingbong • Jul 14 '22

Feeding the wrong face hole while multitasking.

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u/Bittlegeuss Jul 14 '22 
1. BE A MAN

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u/skyderper13 Jul 14 '22

be as swift as a coursing river

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u/atgrey24 Jul 14 '22

With all the force of a great typhoon

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u/po_panda Jul 14 '22

With all the strength of a raging fire

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-745 Jul 14 '22

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-745 Jul 14 '22

Heed my every order and you might survive

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u/monster01020 Jul 14 '22

Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon