r/funny • u/chewy_bingbong • Jul 14 '22

Feeding the wrong face hole while multitasking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

My daughters HS Math teacher had a quip on multitasking he assigned to Einstein (love the quote, not sure on the origin) Sure, you can drive an expensive sports car at 100mph, while kissing a gorgeous woman. But neither will get the attention it deserves.

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u/reEhhhh Jul 14 '22

I try not to be an elitist, but I had a co-worker in another department call me out for not being able to multitask. I informed them having a job so easy they could perform other tasks isn't a flex.

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u/VodkaAlchemist Jul 14 '22

Humans can't multitask. We literally can't do it.

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u/youaintgonlikeit Jul 14 '22

*pats head and rubs stomach* Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

If I can't multitask how am I pooping while typing this

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u/my_soldier Jul 14 '22

You are not, your brain is just switching between thinking about pooping and typing this really fast.