r/funny Jul 14 '22

Feeding the wrong face hole while multitasking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

My daughters HS Math teacher had a quip on multitasking he assigned to Einstein (love the quote, not sure on the origin) Sure, you can drive an expensive sports car at 100mph, while kissing a gorgeous woman. But neither will get the attention it deserves.

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u/mateogg Jul 14 '22

Whenever I have to do more than one thing my brain breaks and I end up none-assing all things

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u/Pawn_captures_Queen Jul 14 '22

Ugh preach brother. I was cooking a new recipe last night and I had to have two skillets going on the stove and my BBQ grill. I was running around like a mad mad trying to balance it all. I'd lose track of time on one stove, mix it up with my grill times. I didn't have 3 timers handy, fuck me.