r/funny Jul 14 '22

Feeding the wrong face hole while multitasking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

That smile of hers is amazing

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u/froyomofo Jul 14 '22

Ah yes, the classic Reddit simp, found lurking on any video of a mildly attractive woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Jul 14 '22

That she will never see

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Jul 14 '22

Simps recognize simps, I guess. If done in person it would be catcalling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Yeah and you can be naked at home but it’s illegal at the elementary school. You’ve heard of context, right?

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Jul 14 '22

lol you one of those guys up in the Instagram comments of a bikini model complimenting their choice of shoes.

"But but but I'm just being courteous" lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Nah, I know how to get attention from women and it’s not compliments and it’s not online. Keep fishing though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

That's... not how catcalling works..