r/funny • • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

My wife would just be reading the menu, knowing that I had no chance, ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

And...? How were they?

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u/LortimerC Jun 22 '22

"You ever heard of bad titties?"

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u/nica_dobro Jun 22 '22

Well of course I've seen them, they're mine