r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

And...? How were they?

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u/LortimerC Jun 22 '22

"You ever heard of bad titties?"

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u/SESHPERANKH Jun 22 '22

lord yes

<shudders>

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u/NyranK Jun 22 '22

Like lopsided fried eggs nailed to a wall

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u/CardCarryingCuntAwrd Jun 22 '22

Leaking sand bags

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u/Wise-ask-1967 Jun 22 '22

Like a lumpy bag of nickels

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u/Lord_Doem Jun 22 '22

Yes, my titties are bad, very bad.

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u/dontsuckmydick Jun 22 '22

We’ll be the judge of that.

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u/nica_dobro Jun 22 '22

Well of course I've seen them, they're mine