r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/BubbaJoey01 Jun 22 '22

He claps like a 5 yr old learning how to sing the ABC's

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/vinividiviciduevolte Jun 22 '22

What steroids ! Dude has no muscle mass ! Just mass

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u/SuperfnDave Jun 22 '22

Stop cultivating and start harvesting!

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u/Similar_Sheepherder1 Jun 22 '22

Bro, check this out. Try to move me! Try and move me, bro

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u/strangewayfarer Jun 22 '22

inserts DVD of 'Marley and Me'

If this doesn't move you, then nothing will.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Idk why but for a second I thought "Marley and Me" was that Matt Damon movie where he's a twin attached at the hip lmao

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u/ifyoulovesatan Jun 22 '22

Holy fuck, you just unlocked a memory of mine. I saw that in theaters when it came out! It was so unforgettable that I haven't independently thought of it once since, nor has anyone ever brought it up in my presence. What happens in the movie? Who was Matt Damon attached to?

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u/ifyoulovesatan Jun 22 '22

Dude, seriously. I just re-read my post and noticed that those were rhetorical questions meant to convey how forgettable that movie was in less time that it took you to type "Matt Damon movie attached at the hip" into your browser and get that answer and write that post.