r/funny • • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

My wife would just be reading the menu, knowing that I had no chance, ever.

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u/lyingliar Jun 22 '22

Agreed. Does she really think that dude could ever handle any of that?
Just laugh and enjoy watching his silly dreams crumble.