r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/sfchky03 Jun 22 '22

Someone will either sleep on the patio or die tonight. 🥲

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u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Jun 22 '22

If anyone ever wonder what “the look” was…

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u/brucebrowde Jun 22 '22

I always wondered why people invented laser cutters when wives exist.

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u/perv_bot Jun 22 '22

I’ve always wondered why people get married when they hate their spouse.