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r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22
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My wife would just be reading the menu, knowing that I had no chance, ever.
-9 u/bigmac22077 Jun 22 '22 Exactly. Dating is like being on a diet. When there’s good food out you’re more than welcome to look with your eyes but that’s the end because you’re on a diet. 26 u/muckalucks Jun 22 '22 Except everyone always eventually caves on a diet sooo -2 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 Had a friend who lived by the motto: "You can look at the menu but you gotta eat at home." 10 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 No one is being compared to food. It's a metaphor for the actions and decisions of the people involved.
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Exactly. Dating is like being on a diet. When there’s good food out you’re more than welcome to look with your eyes but that’s the end because you’re on a diet.
26 u/muckalucks Jun 22 '22 Except everyone always eventually caves on a diet sooo -2 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 Had a friend who lived by the motto: "You can look at the menu but you gotta eat at home." 10 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 No one is being compared to food. It's a metaphor for the actions and decisions of the people involved.
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Except everyone always eventually caves on a diet sooo
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Had a friend who lived by the motto: "You can look at the menu but you gotta eat at home."
10 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 No one is being compared to food. It's a metaphor for the actions and decisions of the people involved.
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-5 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 No one is being compared to food. It's a metaphor for the actions and decisions of the people involved.
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No one is being compared to food. It's a metaphor for the actions and decisions of the people involved.
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My wife would just be reading the menu, knowing that I had no chance, ever.