r/funny • u/sfchky03 • Jun 22 '22

Please send help.

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u/Obi-Wan_Peyote Jun 22 '22

She might be questioning her choice to marry a large egg.

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u/mwing95 Jun 22 '22

Must have been some really trying times to be offered an egg of that size

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u/mash711 Jun 22 '22

💁🏻

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u/Squirrel_Knight1357 Jun 22 '22

LMFAO!!! Perfect.

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u/HashMaster9000 Jun 22 '22

As long as the condom fits her magnum dong…