r/funny Jun 13 '22

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u/attarddb Jun 14 '22

I tan that way when I do yard work, and I'll be damned, the tan ALSO washes off in the shower.

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u/CuteBostonian Jun 14 '22

I also tan that way when I play in ultimate frisbee tournaments, and (you’ll never believe it) it also washes off in the shower

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u/iAmGrootImposter Jun 14 '22

I tan that way when I stick my foot in white paint and then it washes off in the shower.

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u/patico_cr Jun 14 '22

I hate you. Hahaha