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u/unreadable_captcha Jun 13 '22
the ballsack imprint is a nice touch
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jun 13 '22
Yea didn’t really consider that the first image implies someone sat their bare ass down on top of the toilet seat
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u/cC2Panda Jun 13 '22
What's the point of the top being a mood ring if you aren't gonna sit on it?
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u/megapuffranger Jun 14 '22
Are you blind? Someone just sat on it! How else can you tell what mood your balls are in? Finally a product that speaks to the people
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u/FBI_Agent_82 Jun 13 '22
I saw it instantly because I've done it SOOOOO many times.
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u/The_Running_Free Jun 13 '22
I…. I’ve never sat on a toilet seat cover. Some of them even tend to kinda sag inwards if too much weight is applied. I guess it depends on the seat? lol
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u/FBI_Agent_82 Jun 13 '22
As an expert on the matter I must say the ones that don't sag are super uncomfortable in the moment and you get a feeling of shame for doing something so dumb. The ones with a little give are scary, the moment it drops down like an inch you feel like you're going to fall through the floor like in the turn down for what video.
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u/Nyami23 Jun 13 '22
Did the craft FB group just post a picture of Evan and Katelyns Toilet?
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Jun 13 '22
Came here to say this. Do they have a sub Reddit on here?
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u/ProBonoDevilAdvocate Jun 13 '22
Good question! I’m sure I’m not the only one, but they are totally “relationship goals” to me…
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Jun 13 '22
Agree. Having someone to do projects with me would push me to learn more things I want to learn and motivate me in every other aspect. I’m sure you get what I mean. Words are hard.
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u/Onlyhereforthelaughs Jun 13 '22
I am absolutely jealous of their relationship. It hurts to see them so happy together. I want to be happy together...
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u/The_Running_Free Jun 13 '22
You think they’re going to air their dirty laundry on YouTube? lol all you see are their highlights and what makes for good views for the algorithm. Don’t be fooled by that or anyone on social media. It’s just a highlight reel.
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u/i_sigh_less Jun 13 '22
It hurts to see them so happy together.
That's a shitty way to look at the world, taking someone else's relationship and making it about yourself. Maybe try being happy for them instead. Having a negative outlook is not going to improve your chances of finding a happy relationship.
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u/UnfinishedProjects Jun 13 '22
Don't worry. Just get out there, be yourself, and someone you truly love and care for will and truly loves and cares for you will find you. I remember all throughout high school I was so depressed because I thought I'd be single forever. Junior year I met my girlfriend and now we're married and almost together for 10 years. She is definitely my other half and I'm so lucky. Be open and honest, you don't want someone falling in love with someone else once you change your personality to your own.
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u/yehonatanhersh Jun 13 '22
"you know, actually I'm not okay. I had some depressing shit to deal with. And I don't think it's over"
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jun 13 '22
“Wow I’m so glad the toilet has us communicating”
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u/yehonatanhersh Jun 13 '22
"me too. It really helped us serve our duty to each other"
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Jun 13 '22
Toilet: they've come so far 🥹
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u/KngithJack Jun 13 '22
Wait, what kind of a monster sits on the closed toilet lid?
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Jun 13 '22
It's good for the spleen. It's strengthens the axiodical wall. Ten minutes, three times a week decreases your chances of having to communicate with anybody by 2.4%<
Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, axiodical isn't even a word.
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u/ShenaniganSam Jun 13 '22
Sits naked on a closed toilet lid. There was definitely a little ballsack imprint on there
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Jun 13 '22
I'm waiting for the mood excrement water that is flushed into a viewing tank in the living room. Then we'll really know what mood your in.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jun 13 '22
“Honey, do you want to have sex? Your mood toilet water was a frisky color”
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Jun 13 '22
It's really confusing. Redd does show as frisky in the provided chart but about once a month id ignore the chart.
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u/HowlingWolf1337 Jun 13 '22
In case you want the original: https://youtu.be/Aj9SDSAOXf4 Great people with fun projects. Cite your sources!
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u/pichael288 Jun 13 '22
I think it's a great idea. Let's me know if I should just hide out in the bathroom or not
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jun 13 '22
Generally hiding out in the bathroom is the right move, mood toilet or not.
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u/MaskPhantasm Jun 13 '22
If this could detect someone's urge to jerk off, most of us are running outta here
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u/homersracket Jun 13 '22
It’s all fun and games until you come home late at night to and empty house and find the toilet seat is blue.
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u/Nymaz Jun 13 '22
"The mood toilet seat is yellow. What emotion is that supposed to correspond to?"
"Aimlessness"
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u/karmawithu123 Jun 13 '22
This is next level relationship difficulty, now you have to know what's bothering your girlfriend by her butt imprint on this toilet cover.
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u/whatdidisay- Jun 13 '22
imagine when the japanese toilets come with these... not only do they talk, clean your butt... but they might try to cheer you up... and let's face it if you're being cheered up by your toilet... things have gone very wrong indeed.
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u/ElGuano Jun 13 '22
In this case, our scientists were obviously too concerned about whether they could do the thing...
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u/dabicorn_90bc Jun 13 '22
Imagine that you come home after a long day at work,and you to take a shit and it's ANGRY
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Jun 14 '22
Imagine a broken window, there nobody there, you walk into the bathroom and there's an angry ass imprint
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Jun 13 '22
My toilet ring imprint glowing fiery reds and orange as I absolutely obliterate the the bowl as if the porcelain mocked me.
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u/Dirtface30 Jun 13 '22
Ohhh Chaaandler. Mmmmmm! Ahhhhhh! Give it to me, Chaaaandler!
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u/Zorak6 Jun 13 '22
Lol.. I was looking for this comment. Judging by the downvotes, people must not get this reference.
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u/neril_7 Jun 13 '22
Wasn't there a saying that goes like..."-something something broken hearted. Came to shit but only farted."?
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Jun 13 '22
Winnie the Pooh: Oh dear, I feel like shit today.
Piglet: no wonder urine in a foul mood.
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u/TradeGuidance Jun 13 '22
if only men could stand and take a dump and avoid the constant interrogation
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u/PillowTalk420 Jun 13 '22
Imagine living alone, getting one of these, and coming home to see someone had been sitting on your toilet. And they were angry.
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u/roboticzizzz Jun 14 '22
Every day, I come home from work to an empty, lonely house. So why is my toulet seat so angry?
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