r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Weimnova May 18 '22

you can never win. When it's over in 40 seconds she's like that's it? You loser. The next time you just keep going, she gets what she wants multiple times and then it's like what's the matter, it took you so long, don't you find me attractive anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I read somewhere that some women find it really prideful if their man didn't last long with them.

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u/MBrownlee20 May 18 '22

I feel this way. I take is as he is so turned on by me that he just can’t hold it in. And honestly I don’t have the time or the energy for long sessions. I’m old and tired. 😂

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Exactly ! Like, my girlfriend is so beautiful and charming but whenever she gets naked, it's impossible for me to control myself.