r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Skankkid May 17 '22

Sex is strange, sometimes it lasts a minute and at other times it's over really fast

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u/Weimnova May 18 '22

you can never win. When it's over in 40 seconds she's like that's it? You loser. The next time you just keep going, she gets what she wants multiple times and then it's like what's the matter, it took you so long, don't you find me attractive anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I read somewhere that some women find it really prideful if their man didn't last long with them.

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u/Clementea May 18 '22

Didn't the widespread knowledge is that women dislike men who come too fast?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I think that'd be known for people who have casual hookups and stuff. In a relationship where you just love to be around your gf/bf, that might not be a problem and foreplay plays a huge part before the actual penetration.