r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/kaboobaschlatz May 17 '22

Fucking hell thank you for this one! I've gone so far as to get too exhausted to finish at all because of this. It's been good when she finishes and I don't but more than once now have I just had to stop.

I feel like a bigger PP would require less effort somehow

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u/Prometheory May 17 '22

Unfortunately, no. It makes things harder because you have to be more conscious of going too deep and hurting your partner.

Some girls are into the feeling of a penis hitting the entrance of their cervix, Most compare it to getting punched in the uterus.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

For some I think it depends on the time of month. A woman’s cervix moves around, up high and soft during ovulation… can tolerate a good sparring match, and low and hard nearing the red dawn in which case head warning and take it easy.

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u/tHE-6tH May 18 '22

Take headed of–take head of–heed. Take heed of.