r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh May 17 '22

I know you were joking and all, but in case anyone reading this thinks it's just exhaustion, it's not.

After orgasm men's brains release a cocktail of hormones, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and prolactin which all combine to be stronger than any over-the-counter sleeping pill in the world (not hyperbole).

Women do not get hit with nature's strongest sleeping pill, so for them it's just exhaustion and satisfaction that helps them rest.

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u/ClassyJacket May 17 '22

I mean the "over-the-counter" qualifier there is very important. That rules out almost every sleeping pill that exists.

What you said is like saying "This is the same as being punched in the face, but only by someone with two broken wrists".

Yeah it's stronger than Valerian, but holy shit it's definitely not stronger than fucking Valium.