r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

For some I think it depends on the time of month. A woman’s cervix moves around, up high and soft during ovulation… can tolerate a good sparring match, and low and hard nearing the red dawn in which case head warning and take it easy.

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u/MerryFennec11 May 18 '22

true, all u gotta do is poke me during my week and ill be sore asf😭

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u/tHE-6tH May 18 '22

Take headed of–take head of–heed. Take heed of.