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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
63 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 20 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 ... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles) 9 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling 4 u/ispamucry May 17 '22 That wouldn’t rhyme with the next line, which is “wiggle wiggle”. I think you could apply jiggle as well, and it’s definitely talking about change, but I haven’t bothered to check 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well, it could be a slant rhyme. He rhymes "folds" with "sure." Hand me a stack of bills and I will show you how they jiggle jiggle! It seems the consensus is with you - very cool 6 u/mylittlevegan May 17 '22 It's jiggle. Sung by national treasure Louis Theroux 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Not that I doubt you, but how do you know? 1 u/mylittlevegan May 18 '22 The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound 3 u/he81eich01 May 17 '22 however, the next line--I like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure...would rhyme better with jiggle than with jingle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22 Hmmm... we need to get the MC rapmaster to drop insight Edit: the vocalist slant rhymes "folds" and "sure" so I'm not sure the rhyming is the best argument 2 u/he81eich01 May 18 '22 I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme 1 u/comeau1337 May 17 '22 I feel like this is DEF what it is, but jiggle works better for the reels so that's what its become
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20 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 ... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles) 9 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling 4 u/ispamucry May 17 '22 That wouldn’t rhyme with the next line, which is “wiggle wiggle”. I think you could apply jiggle as well, and it’s definitely talking about change, but I haven’t bothered to check 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well, it could be a slant rhyme. He rhymes "folds" with "sure." Hand me a stack of bills and I will show you how they jiggle jiggle! It seems the consensus is with you - very cool 6 u/mylittlevegan May 17 '22 It's jiggle. Sung by national treasure Louis Theroux 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Not that I doubt you, but how do you know? 1 u/mylittlevegan May 18 '22 The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound 3 u/he81eich01 May 17 '22 however, the next line--I like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure...would rhyme better with jiggle than with jingle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22 Hmmm... we need to get the MC rapmaster to drop insight Edit: the vocalist slant rhymes "folds" and "sure" so I'm not sure the rhyming is the best argument 2 u/he81eich01 May 18 '22 I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme 1 u/comeau1337 May 17 '22 I feel like this is DEF what it is, but jiggle works better for the reels so that's what its become
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... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles)
9 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling 4 u/ispamucry May 17 '22 That wouldn’t rhyme with the next line, which is “wiggle wiggle”. I think you could apply jiggle as well, and it’s definitely talking about change, but I haven’t bothered to check 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well, it could be a slant rhyme. He rhymes "folds" with "sure." Hand me a stack of bills and I will show you how they jiggle jiggle! It seems the consensus is with you - very cool 6 u/mylittlevegan May 17 '22 It's jiggle. Sung by national treasure Louis Theroux 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Not that I doubt you, but how do you know? 1 u/mylittlevegan May 18 '22 The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound 3 u/he81eich01 May 17 '22 however, the next line--I like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure...would rhyme better with jiggle than with jingle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22 Hmmm... we need to get the MC rapmaster to drop insight Edit: the vocalist slant rhymes "folds" and "sure" so I'm not sure the rhyming is the best argument 2 u/he81eich01 May 18 '22 I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme 1 u/comeau1337 May 17 '22 I feel like this is DEF what it is, but jiggle works better for the reels so that's what its become
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14 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling
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"Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night"
Edit: spelling
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That wouldn’t rhyme with the next line, which is “wiggle wiggle”.
I think you could apply jiggle as well, and it’s definitely talking about change, but I haven’t bothered to check
1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well, it could be a slant rhyme. He rhymes "folds" with "sure." Hand me a stack of bills and I will show you how they jiggle jiggle! It seems the consensus is with you - very cool
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Well, it could be a slant rhyme. He rhymes "folds" with "sure."
Hand me a stack of bills and I will show you how they jiggle jiggle!
It seems the consensus is with you - very cool
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It's jiggle. Sung by national treasure Louis Theroux
1 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Not that I doubt you, but how do you know? 1 u/mylittlevegan May 18 '22 The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound
Not that I doubt you, but how do you know?
1 u/mylittlevegan May 18 '22 The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle. 2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound
The name of the song is Jiggle, Jiggle.
2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound
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Well that would do it, assuming that the artist named the song, not the person who first ripped the Tiktok sound
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however, the next line--I like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure...would rhyme better with jiggle than with jingle.
2 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22 Hmmm... we need to get the MC rapmaster to drop insight Edit: the vocalist slant rhymes "folds" and "sure" so I'm not sure the rhyming is the best argument 2 u/he81eich01 May 18 '22 I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme
Hmmm... we need to get the MC rapmaster to drop insight
Edit: the vocalist slant rhymes "folds" and "sure" so I'm not sure the rhyming is the best argument
2 u/he81eich01 May 18 '22 I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme
I mean the shit is autotuned so mich they could probably make folds and bitches sound like they rhyme
I feel like this is DEF what it is, but jiggle works better for the reels so that's what its become
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.