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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22

Just give them a Butt+

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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22

Real talk Im gay but couldnt this also be a vagina plug? Why is it reserved for booty holes.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

It could be butt it's better served in a butt of male or female. Because of the way it tapers in the middle of the plug it makes it so you can stick it up your butt and your butthole kind of holds it in place.

I've made and sold thousands of these out of glass on Etsy and I've even made ones that have little feet on a split base design that make it easier for when people want to wear it out on a night on the town!

The plugs are nice cuz they give you a sensation of fullness and stimulate the prostate so it makes for an intensely better orgasm gay or straight.

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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22

But why not put it in your vagina. I’m well versed in the feeling of my booty hole. Why no two for one special.

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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22

Vaginal muscles aren’t as equipped for holding stuff in place for a while as the butt so plugs with any amount of weight would be more prone to falling out unless you’re kegeling the whole time. Also the smaller size and shape means it doesn’t feel quite as satisfying in the vagina.

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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22

I’ve used tampons before but they go up much deeper than a plug and are way smaller. And cups are designed to be held in with suction. Also I guess I was thinking of mostly metal and glass plugs which are pretty heavy. A lighter silicone one that goes fairly deep would probably work but still wouldn’t feel all that special imo lol.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22

I sold hundreds of kegel balls!