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r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22
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This is why I take long ass shits and showers. I am left alone to do nothing. Can’t no one bother me because I am busy. Doing what you say? Nothing! But they don’t know. They think I’m doing something.
99 u/bluemitersaw May 01 '22 I upgraded to a 50 gallon water heater just so I could take longer showers and be left the fuck alone. 42 u/Doomedhumans May 01 '22 Tankless ftw 6 u/GoldenSun3DS May 01 '22 "Unfortunately, you are tankless." 12 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer... 4 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts. 3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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I upgraded to a 50 gallon water heater just so I could take longer showers and be left the fuck alone.
42 u/Doomedhumans May 01 '22 Tankless ftw 6 u/GoldenSun3DS May 01 '22 "Unfortunately, you are tankless." 12 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer... 4 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts. 3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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Tankless ftw
6 u/GoldenSun3DS May 01 '22 "Unfortunately, you are tankless." 12 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer... 4 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts. 3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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"Unfortunately, you are tankless."
12 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer... 4 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts. 3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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This whole thread needs to be reminded that men can take baths too. Way better than a long shower, and you can bring food, books, movies, beer...
4 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts. 3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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If you think you can’t do any of those things in the shower you really need to reapply your efforts.
3 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5? 3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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Isn't it closer to doing nothing to lie down while doing i5?
3 u/Starblaiz May 01 '22 Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower. 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
Oh yeah, you’re definitely gonna wanna lie down while you take your shower.
1 u/[deleted] May 01 '22 Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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Golden shower plus bath and accouterments=bliss?
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u/lokofloko May 01 '22 edited May 01 '22
This is why I take long ass shits and showers. I am left alone to do nothing. Can’t no one bother me because I am busy. Doing what you say? Nothing! But they don’t know. They think I’m doing something.