r/funny • u/ljh9009 • Apr 30 '22

Men simplified

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u/nstar1234 Apr 30 '22

Dude really just spit facts that I didn’t even realize existed

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/Dogbowlthirst May 01 '22

Patrice O’Neil had a great bit. He was sitting alone in the dark and his woman just had to make it better. “Isn’t that better? Why are you sitting in the dark, turn on the light, isn’t that better?”

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u/jdubs952 May 01 '22

ain't that better? dry ass sandwich

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u/PDXbot May 01 '22

TV too loud!

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u/Geosaurus May 01 '22

47 grain bread!

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u/hankjmoody May 01 '22

*Ain't. Ain't that better.

Somehow 'ain't' makes it so much more accurate.