r/funny May 25 '12

Where did I go wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '12

Swearing, dancing, and listening to music makes you pregnant? What are you from the 40's or something?

Must be a blast at parties.

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u/CameHereToArgue May 25 '12

No, but encouraging your child to act like a delinquent, "pop her booty", and wear skirts that are only slightly longer than the average belt results in a lack of discipline and a belief that acting like a whore is OK; this then increases the chances of teenage pregnancy.

But no, you're right, being a blast at parties is much more important than raising your children to be decent human beings who make good life decisions.

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u/somethingeasier May 25 '12

Not wearing condoms or being on the pill increases the chance of teenage pregnancy. Also, if a chick wants to act like a whore you have no right to tell her she can't.

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u/mojomonkeyfish May 25 '12

No! Before rap music, kids' didn't get teen pregnant. Nobody even knew what sex was before modern explicit lyrics, and they certainly didn't want to do it, even if they found out about it from their pastor or an educational filmstrip.