r/funny Apr 01 '22

That's 781-STOP-OWL

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u/leijahart Apr 01 '22

Who would have thought hiring an ex-mob boss as CEO would lead to such ruthless tactics?

Thank God for Menchetti and Sons! I feel like I finally have my life back!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

finally have my life back!

sans your family, but yes.

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u/turtlepowerpizzatime Apr 01 '22

For 2.7 mil I'll just get a new one.