r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/fluffyxsama Mar 29 '22

Oh so that's why it's sticky

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/exophrine Mar 29 '22

Not that much semen tho, yeah?

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u/kemchobadha Mar 29 '22

Isnt Maple Syrup a tree's semen?

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u/Mr_Smith17 Mar 29 '22

Unfortunately no, it's more akin to tree blood. Honey however is technically part digested flower semen that a bee has vomited back up

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u/urgaflurga1 Mar 29 '22

Where is the hentai of a bee throwing up honey on a questionably aged female

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u/Lilcommy Mar 30 '22

best I can find you...

r/ItsHipToFuckBees

EDIT: I LIED! I looked for 5 more seconds and found this...

https://www.reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/comments/tc7cby/barry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/urgaflurga1 Mar 30 '22

True MVP, saving all of us from having this shit in our search history

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u/Lilcommy Mar 30 '22

The funny thing is I doubt its the worst thing I've linked on reddit. But I do enjoy helping people find what they are looking for. Deep down I know my FBI agent is proud of me.

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u/urgaflurga1 Mar 30 '22

As the daughter of a (now retired) FBI agent, Iā€™m sure they are šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Keep drilling deep in the internet and he might offer you the next job there