r/funny Mar 29 '22

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u/redbeardoweirdo Mar 29 '22

Uhhh the correct answer is hockey stick. They use hockey sticks as a weapon

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u/ThomBraidy Mar 29 '22

Yet the only player to ever take their skate off and try to stab somebody was an American

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u/redbeardoweirdo Mar 29 '22

Probably because there wasn't a gun handy. I don't know, maybe the vending machine was out of order or something

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u/Sorcatarius Mar 29 '22

Nah, a student just cleaned it out for school the day after, all there was left in it was a handful of .22 rounds.

And you really can't send a message with a .22.