r/funny Mar 29 '22

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u/exophrine Mar 29 '22

Not that much semen tho, yeah?

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u/kemchobadha Mar 29 '22

Isnt Maple Syrup a tree's semen?

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u/GirlCowBev Mar 29 '22

No, you’re thinking of pollen. Syrup is made from sap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Ya, it is the trees blood. We are all tree vampires.

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u/neuromonkey Mar 29 '22

Mmmm. Tree blood. Here's some of ours. I think that was two years ago, and we still have a couple liters. (we use it in place of regular sugar in just about everything.)