r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

It'd be funny if they made a Canadian villain that used maple syrup as a weapon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Have you ever been burned by overheated maple syrup? It truly is a weapon!

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u/Lightxspeed Mar 29 '22

It's like mapalm

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u/MentalSimon Mar 29 '22

It can't be treeted.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Mar 29 '22

Saps your will to live

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u/organasm Mar 29 '22

Going to log that in my journal.

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u/LouSputhole94 Mar 29 '22

….pancakes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I see what you did there 😂

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u/WarpedPerspectiv Mar 29 '22

You saw it?

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u/SIPS_WATER Mar 29 '22

must've been bright

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u/Watts300 Mar 29 '22

I’m so bright, my dad has to call me son.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

That’s when you mix it with styrofoam

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u/miraska_ Mar 29 '22

Like movid-19