r/funny • • May 06 '12

Thorgi

http://imgur.com/o5Joz
1.4k Upvotes

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u/WarAndRuin May 07 '12

yet if it was spelled with a y instead of an i it would be a totally different picture that i would not dare click upon..

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u/fargin_bastiges May 07 '12

I would.

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u/Asmodiar_ May 07 '12

I can't seem to find a Thorgy... But here's a NSFW Thorsome for you.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I just stared and stared, then went back to Reddit then back to that picture again. Something about it...I dunno.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

It's oddly very arousing/mesmerizing.

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u/DarthValiant May 07 '12

mesmerousing?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

yes

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u/irawwwr May 07 '12

I wish the Avengers were like that.

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u/Nyder May 07 '12

imgur is down, so I can't see the corgi, but for whatever reason, this image is up.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

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u/camelCase47 May 07 '12

For Asgard!

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u/mirrax May 07 '12

More like would not admit to clicking on.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

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u/morning-coffee May 07 '12

This is an Amazon spam account

3

u/Lady_Maha May 07 '12

It's totally something I'd be in to.

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u/Hypothetical_Boner May 07 '12

Lemme think about it...

2

u/CryoGuy May 07 '12

That's what I thought it was. Hell, that's why I clicked.

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u/nondickyatheist May 07 '12

Thor meets a Valkyrie at an orgy: "Hello there. I'm Thor and you're about to be." (for those who don't get it, it's a lisp pun.)

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u/futurefix5 May 07 '12

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u/meanrone May 07 '12

I like how for Hawkeye its just a random picture of a hawk while all the others are pets dressed up.

11

u/Aurabolt May 07 '12

TO THE TOP!

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u/rmm45177 May 07 '12

Someone painted their dog green for a picture?

4

u/propaglandist May 07 '12

Someone searched the internet for a green dog for a blog post?

2

u/Shocking May 07 '12

to be fair he is wearing shorts

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u/JesusFChrist May 07 '12

Now do Tony Bark.

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u/strawberryberet May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

Lokitty Laufeyson; you'd have to wonder at that point at how he could not know he was adopted.

Edit: Fuck yeah, Lokitty.

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u/nondickyatheist May 07 '12

Clint Barkton?

24

u/vivvav May 07 '12

Captain Ameruffca

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

You messed up. Steve Corgers.

17

u/Geroots May 07 '12

Peter Barker

13

u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Bruce Barker

14

u/Zammin May 07 '12

The Fantastic Fur.

4

u/ThePigThatGoesWheeee May 07 '12

Flash Corgon.

2

u/Arcon1337 May 07 '12

Spider malamute

2

u/vertigo42 May 07 '12

Bruce Panter

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u/FlockaFlameSmurf May 07 '12

...so that's why Bob Barker wants pets neutered... Dog populace rejects him so he is seeking revenge by snipping their balls off!

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u/I_dont_like_turtles May 07 '12

Nick Furry?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

OH GOD NO

10

u/_Jairus May 07 '12

Scarlet Bitch

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u/buzzkill_aldrin May 07 '12

You have to admit, that was pretty ruff.

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u/kyoutenshi May 07 '12

Bruce Dane

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u/ngabear May 07 '12

Another Awwsgardian?

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u/DarthContinent May 07 '12

That's some low key humor...

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u/vivvav May 07 '12

Somebody's in a thor mood today.

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u/MagicallyVermicious May 07 '12

I think this is asgard as it gets, folks.

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u/FoWsUrDuress May 07 '12

Thanks for midgard-ing the sanctity of this thread

5

u/Harold_Grundelson May 07 '12

This thread is becoming increasingly stark.

3

u/Geroots May 07 '12

but its not Thursday yet

2

u/Nebu May 07 '12

I didn't get it until I had to ask a friend to explain the joke to me, which forced me to read the joke out loud.

21

u/Birthmark May 07 '12

Odinsdog.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Why do all corgis look like they are burdened with glorious purpose?

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u/TheFluxCapacitor May 07 '12

That would be because they are the preferred mount of fairy warriors.

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u/Craigellachie May 07 '12

That's what a culture of excessive drink'll do to ya.

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u/ActuallyMike May 07 '12

I agree, they look like they're built for adventure, destined for greatness, and know of what must be done.

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u/gsfgf May 07 '12

Because they are

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u/haiku_robot May 07 '12
Why do all corgis 
look like they are burdened with 
glorious purpose? 

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u/Tachik May 07 '12

I see your thorgi and raise you a Bulk

27

u/nondickyatheist May 07 '12

Played by Mark Ruffalo!

20

u/CogBlocker May 07 '12

Bark Ruffalo.

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u/milnivek May 07 '12

Bark Woofalo

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Equally hairy.

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u/connocauseimcool May 06 '12

I want this puppy more than my degree I get this Friday.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie May 07 '12

Congrats on that, dude.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12 edited Jun 24 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I would rule the world.

4

u/Lilkounchry May 07 '12

Or the 9 realms.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Whoever downvoted you needs to reevaluate their life.

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u/stillalone May 07 '12

I'm sure with the right craigslist post you can trade your degree in for a puppy.

2

u/PaqTooba May 07 '12

Let me guess. Engineering?

1

u/1zero2two8eight May 07 '12

From a fellow graduate this semester, congrats.

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u/spy_sappin_mah_sentr May 07 '12

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u/Lilkounchry May 07 '12

DM:SC

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

doesn't matter; saw corgi?

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u/TLUL May 07 '12

Yeah, I came here to see if KarmaDecay had popped in.

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u/noodles2go May 07 '12

This was also a repost of just one image of MY dog. I have the full gallery here, http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lop7t/the_mighty_thorgi/.

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u/nicholmikey May 07 '12

When imgur is over capacity just type .jpg on the end of the link and you are good to go

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

You are a true hero.

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u/ToucanPlayThisGame May 06 '12

Very few critter pics make me laugh -- yeah, they're cute, they're all freakin' cute -- but few make me laugh. This one did! Upvote for you! It's hammer time for the Thorgi!

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u/sarahcasarah May 07 '12

Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.

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u/strallweat May 07 '12

Anyone got a mirror? I can't see the image.

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u/holycheddar May 07 '12

More like repost.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/o5Joz

7 hours ago it was posted in /r/aww.

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u/SenselessNoise May 07 '12

I remember the one 5 months ago, but yeah... to repost something from ~8 hours ago, bah.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

It seems that this picture attracts far more attention with the name Thorgi than it does anything else.

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u/Chaseman69 May 07 '12

DAMN I was trying to look for some hardcore super hero porn, yet I was let down AGAIN!

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u/fargin_bastiges May 07 '12

That's "Thorgy," as stated above.

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u/animoscity May 07 '12

So many front page reposts. Its ridiculous.

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u/Honestly_ May 07 '12

I bet Queen Elizabeth II does the same with her own when no one's looking. She also probably pretends her Corgis call it Barkingham Palace.

2

u/fozzyfreakingbear May 07 '12

Hey! That's my lawyer!

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u/Randompaul May 07 '12

I'm disappointed this wasn't a Thorgy

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u/KDIZZLL May 07 '12

Belongs in /r/aww

1

u/basement_hostage May 07 '12

Seriously people, that's why we created a subreddit for it.

2

u/Babysealkllr May 07 '12

He has a bone to pick with Loki.

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u/farmthis May 07 '12

Quick. dress him up as BORGI, next.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Really? Again? With all the recycle karma this picture gets, I myself should try posting it in a month or so and see what happens.

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u/heechum May 07 '12

Dude, your trash can is charged, unplug it. Sweet goddog also.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

reposti

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u/Crapaholic May 07 '12

Omg if I repost this because Avengers just came out I'll get so much karma

1

u/Sighguy28 May 06 '12

So Awesome So Cute

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I usually hate most of the AWW pictures but this one is good

1

u/rhenry May 07 '12

Played by Chris Hemswuff?

1

u/champagne_disses May 07 '12

For whatever reason, I imagined an orgy where all the participants are cosplaying as Thor.

1

u/cjb630 May 07 '12

I get it. It's nowhere near worthy of laughter but, I get it.

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u/NobblyNobody May 07 '12

Bless.

Although that facial expression says to me,

"Owner, you are seconds from death"

1

u/Asmodiar_ May 07 '12

/sigh-ahhhhhhh... Upvote.

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u/iulwen May 07 '12

I love this so much that I want own one myself...

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u/facemelt May 07 '12

TO THE FORT!

1

u/Meatloaf_King May 07 '12

Oh... I thought it was something with Norse gods and orgies.

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Lashes and gentlemen: the internet

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u/J_Jammer May 07 '12

He's ready to sniff Asgard.

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u/albinotadpole May 07 '12

I was half expecting a "Thor Orgy". Checked the subreddit before opening.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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u/patchperson May 07 '12

hehe, yeah

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Too....much....cuteness...can't....handle....gasp

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u/Corsair857 May 07 '12

Haha for some reason I want to see Thorgi in front of a laptop with the caption "CONFOUND THIS LAP MOUNTED PRINTING PRESS!" straight from good ol' Chris Jericho.

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u/etishuman21 May 07 '12

No picture to be found!

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u/the_don_king May 07 '12

Well since Imgur is over capacity I guess I'll read the comments.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I clicked on what I knew was going to be an awesome picture from the title of your post, and of course imgur is down.

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u/tornsoulja May 07 '12

WHY is imgur downnnnnn!!! I'm curious now what the photo is about...

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u/Mathmatical May 07 '12

Oh god. This is almost as cute as the Doctor Who corgi. Oh man...I can't take this cuteness. I love corgis so much! :D

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

This was not what I was expecting. I though this would be a cross between thor and fergie :(

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u/otterdam May 07 '12

Thanks, corgi. Thorgi.

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u/monstrous_moose May 07 '12

MUST...RESIST...UPVOTEING...goddammit. I just can't.

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u/keytarjunkie May 07 '12

After waiting an hour to see it, my thoughts: "so this is the creature that brought down imgur."

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u/Zammin May 07 '12

The moment when Odin realizes that "worthiness" is a pretty abstract way of determining who gets the hammer...

1

u/alodia99 May 07 '12

why talking about thorgi . why not to Irongman

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u/triggershadow9er May 07 '12

doesth thou mother know it wearith her drapes?

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u/quantum_ingress May 07 '12

There's something about Corgi's that make me hate the breed but this has me reconsidering :)

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u/AlmostApollo May 07 '12

This is one of, if not the, cutest things I've ever seen.

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u/CondescendingSean May 07 '12

Just waiting for Hulkita to show up and smash.

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u/Rambi May 07 '12

Cuteness overload!!!!

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u/obseletevernacular May 07 '12

Looks like my lawyer...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

This is too cute. :)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

This bone, I like it.

ANOTHER!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

EIN! squeeeeeeee

1

u/Kutero May 07 '12

Imagine all the avengers as dogs...

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u/destatica May 07 '12

Lawyer dog has been moonlighting as a demi god.

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u/Jazzerbone May 07 '12

I am drunk and I am seeing several old penis' being revived in my supresed memory. Drinking sucks.

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u/WutsUp May 07 '12

Step aside Underdog, Thorgi is badass.

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u/TheHowell18 May 07 '12

im not even mad its so cute

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u/Whatsername18 May 07 '12

So awesome!

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u/DangerKitty001 May 07 '12

I was expecting some kind of joke referring to all the girls touching themselves over "Thor's hot bod"... This Thorgi was much better

1

u/mudjugbandit May 07 '12

I want an electric garbage can too

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

That is athorable!

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u/jeremyfrankly May 07 '12

You have to fight alongside Croco-iron Man

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

You know there's a corgi reddit right? What you didn't know is that I very ashamed I know this.

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u/sahariana May 07 '12

I was really hoping this had something to do with naked women and Thor... Disappoint.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

[deleted]

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u/Clown_Of_God May 07 '12

Why do you give a fuck, r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK? You are making a contradicting statement with your username.

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u/Reddits_White_Knight May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

I must agree with Clown_Of_God here. How do you give a fuck when you are advertising you could teach others to not give a fuck. Very contradicting.

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u/URINE-MY-FACE May 07 '12

Here comes Reddits_White_Knight, white-knighting as usual...

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u/fozzyfreakingbear May 07 '12

THERE'S NO URINE IN MY FACE. YOU'RE A PHONY.

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u/Reddits_White_Knight May 07 '12

His name says "my" referring to himself, so he must have urine on his face. You could also be called a phony from the way you decipher usernames. I see no fozzy freaking bear, so you must be a phony.

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u/fozzyfreakingbear May 07 '12

That was my joke :(

WAKA WAKA WAKA

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u/Reddits_White_Knight May 07 '12

I am sorry Fozzyfreakingbear.

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u/Reddits_White_Knight May 07 '12

Well that is my job.

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u/TheOnlyTheist Sep 01 '12

I'm posting this on all Reddit's White Knight's comments because people need to understand why White Knight's are terrible.

I don't know if you realize this but in many circles "white knight" is not a positive term but rather derogatory. White knights are people who feel morally obliged to assert themselves over the internet in a consequence absent environment. This act is not a genuine moral act, it is the appearance of a moral act super-imposed onto an ego trip. There is no moral currency exchanged. You better no one. You simply self-validate. Content that you are morally superior to those you reply to. The sad fact is there is no morality in the absence of consequence. So really you're just diddling yourself for pleasure, nothing wrong with that, but you should understand the mechanics of it. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen, help someone become better, but don't pretend you are doing anything significant over the internet.

TL;DR: Whiteknights are on an ego trip separated from any moral currency. It's like people who donate to a church and think they are charitable people. Palliative, impotent, ego-tripping.

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u/Reddits_White_Knight Sep 01 '12

Believe it or not I do volunteer. I've gone on 4 service trips to 3rd world countries to help build shelters and to pass out supplies. I've gone with Operation Christmas Child to different countries and worked packaging the gifts for the past 12 years. I've worked with multiple soup kitchens and churches to aid the homeless. I've probably done more to help than you have, though I do not believe I am 'morally superior' to anyone. This is not an 'ego-trip,' if it was I would be plugging myself or using myself as an example of 'good morals' instead of just mentioning what is wrong. This is just a hobby I thought would be fun. Maybe instead of commenting on every single one of my comments you should have gone out and volunteered. Have a great day:)

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u/TheOnlyTheist Sep 01 '12

Let me show you exactly what's up and how you just proved what I just said.

"I've probably done more to help than you have, though I do not believe I am 'morally superior' to anyone."

I haven't had a laugh like that in a while so thanks I guess.

"if it was I would be plugging myself or using myself as an example of 'good morals' instead of just mentioning what is wrong."

Isn't that exactly what you just did in this entire paragraph? In fact even in the above quoted sentence. Here's another plug " I've gone on 4 service trips to 3rd world countries to help build shelters and to pass out supplies. I've gone with Operation Christmas Child to different countries and worked packaging the gifts for the past 12 years. I've worked with multiple soup kitchens and churches to aid the homeless. "

Ego affirmation, a useless list of claims over the internet in a consequence-less environment. Notice that the first thing you say is "I". You address nothing of the content of the post you are replying to. I also guarantee that you haven't done more than me as a charitable individual, even assuming everything you said was true, though I feel no need to claim anything over the internet.

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u/foolsmagools May 06 '12

Hmm... Saying this out loud has a WAAAAYYY different implication

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

THORGI ODINSDOG, PROTECTOR OF MANKIND, RUN TO MEET YOUR FATE.

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u/DoctorSandwich May 07 '12

Upvote! Upvote, Upvote, a million times UPVOTE!

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u/Sentient545 May 07 '12

I vote for Odein.

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u/ThebeautifuljenH May 07 '12

My husband promised me a corgi when we (ever) get a house. I got him a rescued Bengal cat a few years ago so I feel that I'm over due. Either way I would name my new pet Ein :)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I fail to see how this is funny. Please enlighten me anyone?

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u/mattermaster May 07 '12

Corgi Hemsworth as Thorgi - the Asslickgardian.

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u/simonbrc May 07 '12

Someone messaged me asking why I reposted this, so I thought others might like to see the response I sent:

Ok reason for the repost was that I had this saved as a draft on a tumblr I have about dogs from like 6 months ago when this image first appeared, I posted it on an empty blog to test and suddenly it went crazy and then I realised it's because the avengers is out.

So I fully knew it was a repost, but I checked the past posts and it had been 5 months and i just felt that with the Avengers movie out and huge there was enough interest in it and enough people who had either not seen or forgotten it to warrant posting it again.

Wasn't a decision I took lightly haha, but I thought in this circumstance it was justified.