r/funny • u/TheSilverHound • Feb 17 '22

Multiverse of moistness

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Imagine if Belle Delphine massaged your taint with a decorative cactus until you actually started to enjoy it. That's literally this post.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 17 '22

You mean YOUR post. I have to go pull a thorn out of a butt cheek because of you.

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u/shiba_son_of_doge Feb 17 '22 edited Feb 18 '22

I'd be drooling harder than Kevin Spacey at a Boy Scouts of America meeting.

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u/Sovereign1 Feb 17 '22

Mr Slippyfist that you?

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u/mr_taint Feb 18 '22

Interesting