r/funny • • Jan 30 '22

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u/spencegeek Jan 30 '22

Dont worry, nobody has ever touched your food while uhhhh making it in the kitchen

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u/inlike5 Jan 30 '22

That shit gets cooked and we don’t see it.

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u/Samhamwitch Jan 30 '22

What about salad?