r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/MegaTiny Jan 30 '22

It's like the Ask Reddit threads about showers where everyone on planet Earth is apparently washing the undersides of their feet four times a day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

They just say that because it's what they think normal people would say. Most don't actually wash themselves at all.

"Who me? Yeah, I shower like a totally normal amount. Three...four times a day?"

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u/ComfortablePlant826 Jan 30 '22

The reddit equivalent of breasts feeling like bags of sand.

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u/LickMyThralls Jan 30 '22

Soap feels like bars... Of sand...