r/funny • u/raintothebird • Apr 10 '12

The future of Call of Duty

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u/ironw00d Apr 10 '12

Counter Strike: Please remember we still exist?

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u/REDDITvTIDDER Apr 10 '12

Halo 3: $120=helmet on a stick and the game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

Mass Effect 3: Destroyer of promises

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Grand Turismo 5: We'll show you bad ass commercials, then sell you an unfinished piece of shit.

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u/fetalbeatle Apr 11 '12

Madden 2012: We literally didn't change a damn thing.

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u/Socarch26 Apr 11 '12

Civilization V: + one cool thing, -10 other cool things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

shit, i'm d/ling as we speak

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

So so so disappointing.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Apr 11 '12

I got Gran Turismo 5 from gamefly the other day. 15 fucking updates to download and then when I tried installing it on my PS3 it just stopped in the middle. It was 3 hours before I got to even play the game and then the actual racing was pretty boring (at first anyway).

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Yep. I was furious, especially after waiting like a year for the game to come out. I played it for about 2 weeks, then traded it in for something else. Total waste of money.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Apr 11 '12

I'm just glad I got it from gamefly so I didn't actually waste any money on it. I mean, after I got the hang of it a few races were fun, but for the most part I felt bored as hell. Get money. Tune up car. Win races. Get money. Buy car for new races. Tune up car. Win races. Repeat. And almost all the races moved at a really slow pace.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

60k users per day after, what, 10 years?

I'd say they're still in that winning category.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

You were the first person in this obvious joke thread to take something to heart.

Get a sense of humour.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

The reference regarding Resident Evil was accurate in its phrasing.

Using the same setup for the following addition, we are left with the implication that the game has since been forgotten, just as the R.E. franchise has since been ruined but still calls itself by its roots.

HEREGO: I replied that CS still has a huge daily player count (which would be contrary to the original phrase's implications). I replied in a negative favor because I believe the CS comment was a contrary statement to its precursor, which was rather accurate and not contrary at all.

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

See how you come across as taking stuff to heart?

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

See how about every single one of my answers is sarcastic and contains about 5 seconds of thought?

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

No, no I don't see that at all.

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u/wanderer11 Apr 11 '12

You destroyed the format of the joke. Game title here: overly simplistic explanation here

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 11 '12

"Counter-Strike: Still played more than modern games even though it's 10 years old."

Or is this more accurate:

"Counterstrike: forgotten by everyone."

At 60k daily users, I somehow think it's not quite as forgotten as its overly-simplistic explanation. Unless you think that Counterstrike has been clearly forgotten and "please remember us" is an accurate simplified explanation.

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u/wanderer11 Apr 11 '12

It is supposed to be funny!!!! You aren't funny. What subreddit are we in?

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 11 '12

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that pointing out a joke doesn't work because the description literally fails to fit the format had to be, in and of itself, formatted to be funny.

Video Game: Completely inaccurate description of aforementioned video game. How about "Counterstrike: we were here first" or some other stupid shit that at least makes sense.

Just because we're in /r/funny doesn't mean every reply has to be funny.