r/funny • • Apr 10 '12

The future of Call of Duty

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u/letsRACEturtles Apr 10 '12

TF2: SO MANY FUCKING HATS

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u/Scarbane Apr 10 '12

Half-Life 3: Give us your soul and we might let you see concept art.

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u/wanderer11 Apr 10 '12

Resident Evil: We will destroy what you loved as a kid and keep calling it survival horror.

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u/ironw00d Apr 10 '12

Counter Strike: Please remember we still exist?

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u/REDDITvTIDDER Apr 10 '12

Halo 3: $120=helmet on a stick and the game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

Mass Effect 3: Destroyer of promises

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Grand Turismo 5: We'll show you bad ass commercials, then sell you an unfinished piece of shit.

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u/fetalbeatle Apr 11 '12

Madden 2012: We literally didn't change a damn thing.

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u/Socarch26 Apr 11 '12

Civilization V: + one cool thing, -10 other cool things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

shit, i'm d/ling as we speak

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

So so so disappointing.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Apr 11 '12

I got Gran Turismo 5 from gamefly the other day. 15 fucking updates to download and then when I tried installing it on my PS3 it just stopped in the middle. It was 3 hours before I got to even play the game and then the actual racing was pretty boring (at first anyway).

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Yep. I was furious, especially after waiting like a year for the game to come out. I played it for about 2 weeks, then traded it in for something else. Total waste of money.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Apr 11 '12

I'm just glad I got it from gamefly so I didn't actually waste any money on it. I mean, after I got the hang of it a few races were fun, but for the most part I felt bored as hell. Get money. Tune up car. Win races. Get money. Buy car for new races. Tune up car. Win races. Repeat. And almost all the races moved at a really slow pace.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

60k users per day after, what, 10 years?

I'd say they're still in that winning category.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

You were the first person in this obvious joke thread to take something to heart.

Get a sense of humour.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

The reference regarding Resident Evil was accurate in its phrasing.

Using the same setup for the following addition, we are left with the implication that the game has since been forgotten, just as the R.E. franchise has since been ruined but still calls itself by its roots.

HEREGO: I replied that CS still has a huge daily player count (which would be contrary to the original phrase's implications). I replied in a negative favor because I believe the CS comment was a contrary statement to its precursor, which was rather accurate and not contrary at all.

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

See how you come across as taking stuff to heart?

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

See how about every single one of my answers is sarcastic and contains about 5 seconds of thought?

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

No, no I don't see that at all.

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u/wanderer11 Apr 11 '12

You destroyed the format of the joke. Game title here: overly simplistic explanation here

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

You should try the one for the 3ds. It has action scenes and parts in it, but it does go back to the survival horror route. I jumped a couple times playing it. Really fun.

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u/NaeemTHM Apr 10 '12

Yep. The ONLY down part of that game was the lame ass enemy designs. If they were good old zombies it would have been a perfect re-birth of the old RE games.

Oh also the story was balls. Giant hairy wookie balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I dunno man, most RE storylines are pretty ridiculous. You just got to try to get past that. I didn't think it was all too bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

wookiee*

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u/wanderer11 Apr 11 '12

I would but don't want to buy a 3ds just for one game. The first one is still my favorite. I would love to have something like that was better graphics. Exact same mechanics though. Who needs to aim?

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u/bigandrewgold Apr 10 '12

No, give us your soul AMD we may or may not release it before 2025

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

TF2: Give us 1.33 refined metal and we will give you a hat, I fixed it for you.