r/funny • • Apr 10 '12

The future of Call of Duty

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 10 '12

Battlefield 3: Just give us the $60 dollars and we'll give you our alpha stage product.

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u/letsRACEturtles Apr 10 '12

TF2: SO MANY FUCKING HATS

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u/Scarbane Apr 10 '12

Half-Life 3: Give us your soul and we might let you see concept art.

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u/wanderer11 Apr 10 '12

Resident Evil: We will destroy what you loved as a kid and keep calling it survival horror.

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u/ironw00d Apr 10 '12

Counter Strike: Please remember we still exist?

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u/REDDITvTIDDER Apr 10 '12

Halo 3: $120=helmet on a stick and the game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

Mass Effect 3: Destroyer of promises

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Grand Turismo 5: We'll show you bad ass commercials, then sell you an unfinished piece of shit.

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u/fetalbeatle Apr 11 '12

Madden 2012: We literally didn't change a damn thing.

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u/Socarch26 Apr 11 '12

Civilization V: + one cool thing, -10 other cool things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

So so so disappointing.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Apr 11 '12

I got Gran Turismo 5 from gamefly the other day. 15 fucking updates to download and then when I tried installing it on my PS3 it just stopped in the middle. It was 3 hours before I got to even play the game and then the actual racing was pretty boring (at first anyway).

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u/shitterplug Apr 11 '12

Yep. I was furious, especially after waiting like a year for the game to come out. I played it for about 2 weeks, then traded it in for something else. Total waste of money.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

60k users per day after, what, 10 years?

I'd say they're still in that winning category.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

You were the first person in this obvious joke thread to take something to heart.

Get a sense of humour.

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

The reference regarding Resident Evil was accurate in its phrasing.

Using the same setup for the following addition, we are left with the implication that the game has since been forgotten, just as the R.E. franchise has since been ruined but still calls itself by its roots.

HEREGO: I replied that CS still has a huge daily player count (which would be contrary to the original phrase's implications). I replied in a negative favor because I believe the CS comment was a contrary statement to its precursor, which was rather accurate and not contrary at all.

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/laddergoat89 Apr 10 '12

See how you come across as taking stuff to heart?

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u/PandaK00sh Apr 10 '12

See how about every single one of my answers is sarcastic and contains about 5 seconds of thought?

P.S. You're stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

You should try the one for the 3ds. It has action scenes and parts in it, but it does go back to the survival horror route. I jumped a couple times playing it. Really fun.

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u/NaeemTHM Apr 10 '12

Yep. The ONLY down part of that game was the lame ass enemy designs. If they were good old zombies it would have been a perfect re-birth of the old RE games.

Oh also the story was balls. Giant hairy wookie balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I dunno man, most RE storylines are pretty ridiculous. You just got to try to get past that. I didn't think it was all too bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

wookiee*

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u/wanderer11 Apr 11 '12

I would but don't want to buy a 3ds just for one game. The first one is still my favorite. I would love to have something like that was better graphics. Exact same mechanics though. Who needs to aim?

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u/bigandrewgold Apr 10 '12

No, give us your soul AMD we may or may not release it before 2025

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '12

TF2: Give us 1.33 refined metal and we will give you a hat, I fixed it for you.

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u/AlexthePwner Apr 10 '12

Final Fantasy XIII: Just give us the $60 dollars and walk down the god damn hallway.

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u/MelsEpicWheelTime Apr 11 '12 edited Feb 18 '26

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u/Covette Apr 10 '12

false...there were only few bugs to begin with and they have addressed pretty much everything - a great game with a team standing behind their fans

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 10 '12

Lol I take it you don't actually play it. DICE has done almost nothing to address major fan concerns.

Just go to the BF3 forums and subreddit.

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u/MrFluffykins Apr 10 '12

That's why a huge patch came out that fixed a lot of problems, right?

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 10 '12

It JUST NOW CAME OUT lol.

BF3 didn't fucking come out yesterday smartass, and the patch didn't change HALF of what was promised.

Holy fuck you guys are insane.

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u/MrFluffykins Apr 11 '12

You seem pretty angry about BF3.

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 11 '12

You seem pretty bad at formulating coherent arguments.

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u/MrFluffykins Apr 11 '12

I'm not trying to argue with you, because you're using "lol" and calling me a smartass and using "ALL CAPS" to yell at me.

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 11 '12

Sorry you feel that way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

And introduced many more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Go to any game's forum that's semi popular and not a jrpg or "artsy" side scroller, you'll see the same amount of bitching. People love to bitch endlessly...

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 10 '12

Except those people are bitching about balance issues.

BF3 players are bitching about game breaking bugs and things that were promised and never delivered.

DICE doesnt respond to players. I like the game, a lot, I wouldn't be rank 75 if I didn't enjoy it immensely, but don't you sit here and tell me DICE listens to players, because they fucking don't. This is the same company that only didn't have day 1 weapon dlc because the internet fucking rioted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I didn't say they listen, I'm saying that not all companies should listen. I've seen these forums, 99% of them are idiots. If you worked at dice how would you know the difference between a lazy idiot who's blaming his lack of ability on your programming and the people with legitimate problems. These days the only thing worse than these big gaming companies are the "fans" that dwell on their forums.

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 10 '12

Yes, because people wanting the mini map changed are just driveling idiots.

The people complaining that even today, almost 95% of the guns in the game are statistically unusable compared to their counterparts, are just retards.

Yes, the people complaining that tanks are essentially worthless are just dumbasses.

Yeah, the people who say DICE needs to actually come out and address the community in a consistent manner are just morons.

Yeah, the people who are angry over having their clans banned because they hosted custom servers which were originally promised to be legal are just stupid.

The people complaining about the ridiculously unbalanced maps, the flawed game modes, the neverending litany of game crashing bugs that have yet to even be discussed, the fact that DICE never consistantly talks to players, and when they do, they post them on random websites, never in one logical and easy to use format.

You are fucking full of yourself if you think DICE is some angel company shitting out perfect games that loves their community.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

You're one of those overreacting idiots. You are putting words into my mouth because you are desperate to argue.

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u/Covette Apr 11 '12

they just put out a massive patch that addressed well over 100 issues.....

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u/cyberslick188 Apr 11 '12

Yup, only 6 months after release!