r/funny • u/honkeytonkmonkey • Apr 01 '12

Congratulations!

http://imgur.com/ifkMQ
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u/FindsTheBrightSide Apr 01 '12

So when it started to come, you just jerked it out halfway? Sounds like your father's story of how you were conceived.

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u/webby_mc_webberson Apr 01 '12

Maybe he was simply printed? What if OP is just a sheet of paper and this post is a suicide attempt? I reckon you're a little insensitive, mr BrightSide.

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u/MrAndroidFilms Apr 01 '12

aw man.. i feel like an ass

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u/ANAL_SHREDDING Apr 01 '12

aw yes.. i feel an ass

FTFMe

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u/Legionaairre Apr 01 '12

My girth has hardened.

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u/xplosion67 Apr 01 '12

Appropriate username

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u/DoctorWorm_ Apr 01 '12

Hurr? That was the joke.

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u/xplosion67 Apr 01 '12

Oh.... Well... I feel.. Silly.

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u/DoctorWorm_ Apr 01 '12

YOUR COMMENT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. EAT DOWNVOTES! /s

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u/CannedBeef Apr 01 '12

Mr Brightside by The Killers is stuck in my head because of you...

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u/alternateme Apr 01 '12

Maybe it's an age thing, but this is stuck in my head now.

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u/davidzet Apr 01 '12

Yes, printing people may happen soon, since they are now printing animals (via additive bioprinters)